IF YOU SWEAR, YOU LL CATCH NO FISH

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Rob Kogan: Airplane! Script

  • . ( Oldlady has hung herself ) Elaine : Would you like to order dinner now? Father : Yes, Joey will have the steak and my wife and I will have the fish
  • . Subtitle: I'LL HAVE THE FISH
  • . What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine : Well, we had a choice, steak or fish
  • . What did he have? Elaine : Fish
  • . One thing, do you know what he had for dinner? Mother2 : Yes, of course, we both had fish
  • . Elaine : Dr Rumack, Mr Hammond ate fish, and Randy said there five more cases and they all had fish too
  • . Rumack : And the Co-Pilot had fish, what did the navigator have? Elaine : He had fish
  • . Every passenger on this flight who had fish for dinner will become violently ill in the next half hour ( Oever notices he had fish and begins to come down with the symptoms as they are described ) Elaine : Just how serious is it Doctor? Rumack : Extremely serious
  • . The life of everyone on board depends on one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner



    Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
  • . One of the men holds out a fish
  • . ADELLE'S FRIENDLY PET SHOP - NEXT DAY Close up on a dead goldfish laying on a newspaper
  • . She's handing a live goldfish in a bag to JENNIFER, a very sweet nine year old
  • . Now remember… this kind of fish doesn't like it in the freezer
  • . Adelle calls to her cat, and tosses it the goldfish
  • . ADELLE Well… here comes another dead fish
  • . RIDDLE I just want to know one thing; How the hell do you lose a 500 pound fish?! Melissa's about to speak but hesitates
  • . RIDDLE (CONT.) What? MELISSA It's not a fish, sir
  • . RIDDLE (calmer) Listen, personally, I don't give a good god damn about a fish
  • . And I got a lineman who hasn't washed his jock in two years because he thinks flies are lucky! I want that god damn fish on the field Super Bowl Sunday! FIND THE FISH, OR FIND NEW JOBS! INT
  • . It was those goddamn animal rights nuts! Always out there with their goddamn signs, ANIMALS WERE BORN FREE, STOP TORTURING SNOWFLAKE! That goddamn fish lives better than they do! They stop outside Melissa's office by her secretary's desk



    God Among Directors: Body of Evidence
  • . Cardenas starts fishing through a can of NUTS, carefully extracting the cashews
  • . Cardenas looks into his can of nuts and fishes for another cashew
  • . The fish ain't biting today



    Chinatown
  • . Now you can swim in it, you can fish in it, you can sail in it - but you can't drink it, you can't water your lawns with it, you can't irrigate an orange grove with it
  • . Mulwray picks up a starfish
  • . There are a couple of other pictures of Yelburton with yellowtail and other fish he's standing beside
  • . There's also a small burgee of a fish with the initials A.C
  • . 68 Gittes fishes a couple off the tray, puts them in his handkerchief pocket
  • . He fishes out one of Yelburton's cards from his handkerchief pocket -- hands it to the Guard
  • . 87 Escobar points down to the reservoir -- a couple of men using poles with hooks are fishing about in the water
  • . 111 AT GITTES' CAR He fishes for his car keys, looks down -- one shoe is missing
  • . I'll cut it off and feed it to my goldfish, understand? MULVIHILL Tell him you understand, Gittes

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    Greatest Films - E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
  • . He starts with a Coke can with a rubberized artificial spill, followed by little plastic men (war toys) and space creatures (with numerous George Lucas product placement endorsements for his action figures), a goldfish in a bowl, a plastic shark's head on a stick (reminiscent of Spielberg's earlier film ), a PEZ candy dispenser, a large peanut-shaped coin bank, money, and a miniature toy car
  • . In the process, he describes how the food chain works (fish eat fish food, sharks eat fish, and nothing eats the shark): Coke
  • . (He play-acts with two characters who both shoot and kill each other.) Look fish
  • . The fish eat the fish food, and the shark [a toy shark with moveable jaws on the end of a rod that he puts into the fish bowl] eats the fish, and nobody eats the shark


    God Among Directors: From Dusk Till Dawn.
  • . CUT TO: PHOTO: PETE in a Hawaiian shirt holding up a big fish


    The Daily Script - Hudson Hawk
  • . OUTSIDE THE POWER ROOM Security Guard One fishes for keys to open the power room
  • . HAWK "Or would you rather be a fish?" He pulls out the black canvas bag from his Glad bag and takes out the blueprints
  • . HAWK (lyric trouble) "A fish is annuh nan na nan na brook


    WWWF Grudge Match: Headless Horseman vs. T-800 Terminator
  • . - Fish T-800 wins this one

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    WWWF Grudge Match: Buford T. Justice vs. Rosco P. Coltrane
  • . Coltrane finally manages to stop his car from fishtailing, and zooms on down the road after his culprit
  • . Yeeeeeeeha!(tm) - Hyper Intelligent Fish Well, if the bus has Hotbranch 3:16 written on it, this whole thing is rather moot, isn't it? - Towelmeister Rosco: Knows where the Duke Boys live, but can't catch them


    Poliziotto superpiù aka Super Fuzz
  • . How's this for a brilliant scene (again, facetiousness rears it's ugly head): After ------- believes he sees counterfeit bills in the box of a Fish company truck- he and Dunlop open it up, with the inside of the truck being covered in red ----- he can't see the bills anymore
  • . All I saw in there were fish
  • . Now, I'm not saying they're not counterfeit fish but even if they were there's no law against it..


    God Among Directors: Scary Movie
  • . IF YOU HANG UP ON ME AGAIN I'LL GUT YOU LIKE A FISH
  • . FRONT DOOR Her parents approach the door FATHER That fish smelled strong


    Grudge-Match.com: Headless Horseman vs. Terminator
  • . - Fish T-800 wins this one

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    Satire VI, The Ways of Women

  • . He carried the image of a fish on his crest, whence the name [Greek] or [Greek]


    Bart's Calls To Moe's
  • . I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half! Bart and Lisa laugh (Moaning Lisa) Bart with Lisa Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood! Bart laughs (One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish) Bart with Lisa Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! Oh, wait a minute..


    WWWF Grudge Match: Scooby-Doo vs. The X-Files
  • . Withers has been dressing up as the local legend of the Man-Eating Tunafish so he can scare people away from the amusement park while he searches for the lost treasure of Yellowbeard the Peglegged Albino Pirate
  • . "Meet me in the house of horrors." Mulder will go there and find Skinner, Cancer man, and the guy who only shows up when it is dark, and they will relay to him the fact that this is a HUGE conspiracy concerning his father, sister, mother, dog, cat, and fish he had when he was little


    Haunted House Dressing
  • . If you don't, the ground will open and an army of polka dot penguins will spew forth and eat up all the fish
  • . The Siamese Fighting Fish Bowl
  • . We'll go fishin' in the crawdad hole
  • . I love the fishes
  • . Gone goldfishing! Gone goldfishing! | November 2 Here are some things: 1


    The Internet Classics Archive: Thesmophoriazusae
  • . MNESILOCHUS The fish has not bitten this time


    The Machine Elves
  • . Here, lads, spare a little fish - take the edge off of this one's growl." Danny passed me one of the fish frying over the fire
  • . The fish where we lived were crawling in chemicals
  • . "What the hell." I wolfed down the fish
  • . "I wonder if the fish are asleep, " said Fang
  • . A fish jumped out of the water and sailed by us
  • . "Follow that fish!" Fang was out of there and heading for the sea like a thing possessed
  • . twenty Hours later we were sat down on a grassy dune in the late afternoon sun, drying out, stokingly thrilled to be together, and just as thrilled to be watching the seagulls soar over the ocean as they held up-draughts on the lookout for fish


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  • . offers a deep, involving fishing sim that will keep you close to your tackle box for a long time
  • . I never thought I would say this but, I found a fishing game that rocks
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    Manic Mommies
  • . Eating cream cheese and jelly sandwiches on white bread, learning how to hook a worm and fish, catching fireflies and trapping squirrels using a cardboard box, two sticks and a long piece of string are some of my fondest childhood memories

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