Why Does it Hurt When I Pee

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don't want no doctor to stick no needle in me!
Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up and grabbed my meat!
I got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh, God, I probably got the Ghon-ca-ca-ca-cas!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.