Teenage Millionaire
(Williams/Chambers)

Announcer: Hi out there. This is Shaun Goldberg and you're listening to W.A.N.K.This evening I've got someone really interesting. He's over from old England and his name is... Robbie Williams
Rob: Cor blimey bleedin' Mary Poppins
Announcer: Great, Right On, you know we've been hearing about this boy band that was really big over there. Can you tell us a little bit about it Robbie?
Rob: First of all, I'd like to say thank you very much for having me in the first place but to answer your question I can't really answer it. I suppose it was a bit like this..................
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Riding in your limos
Hanging with your bimbos
Riding my old faithful
Bigger pin-up than Betty Grable
Kipper in the papers
Coke and whisky chasers
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire Yeah, yeah
Services for Britain
Pouting like a kitten
Dinner with Diana
I'm a social Stokey spanner
Waiting for my knighthood
She can pin it on my manhood
I ain't supposed to pose
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire
(It works out sometimes it's funny
Being stupid makes you lots of money)
Bothered Judy Garland
When I ordered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may think it's an outrage
My cleaners wearing bondage
She makes my place a mess
But I don't care
I was a teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
A teenage millionaire
Yeah, yeah
A teenage millionaire
Come on waif
It looks as if you need a good feeding