The Secret Of Monkey Island




Monkey Island 2 LeChuck's Revenge


Guybrush:
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Woodchuck:
"A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood."
Guybrush:
"But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?"
Woodchuck:
"Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"
Guybrush:
"A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."
Woodchuck:
"Oh, shut up!"


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