NUALA

Do you know what's so nice about

doctors?
BILL

Usually a lot less than people think.
NUALA

They look so... knowledgable!


BILL

They are very knowledgeable - about

all sorts of things.


GAYLE

But I'll bet they work too hard. I bet

they miss out on a lot of fun.
BILL

You're absolutely right. Where we

going, girls?
NUALA (laughs)

Where the rainbow ends.
BILL slows down a little.
GAYLE

Don't you want to go where the

rainbow ends?
BILL

Do I want to go where the rainbow

ends?
Before he can answer, a big man who looks like he stepped right

out of _The Godfather_ walks up - HARRIS, Ziegler's _personal

assistant_.
HARRIS

Excuse me, Doctor Harford. May I

trouble you for a moment?
BILL

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Sure.
HARRIS (nods towards the door)

Could you spare a minute, please?
BILL

What's up?
HARRIS

Could you come with me, please?
GAYLE (laughs)

It's something for Me. Z.
BILL

Okay.
GAYLE

Come back soon.
The girls blow kisses. Bill smiles.
ALICE AND SZABO DANCING
SZABO

Alice, you're a fascinating woman.
ALICE makes a can't-help-that face.
SZABO

I'd really like to see you again.
ALICE

I don't think that would really be a

good idea.
SZABO

You _are_ cruel. What about lunch, later

this week?

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BILL AND HARRIS - CORRIDORS AND STAIRCASE

Muffled sounds of the music echo from the ballroom below.
HARRIS stops in front of a large door and knocks quietly.
ZIEGLER (os)

Yes?
HARRIS

It's Harris, sir.
After a few seconds the key is turned in the lock and the door slowly

opens revealing a barefoot ZIEGLER wearing only his pants and

undershirt.
ZIEGLER

Thanks very much for coming up, Bill.
He gestures BILL in. HARRIS waits outside.
A strikingly beautiful, half-naked woman in her late twenties, is

sprawled face up, her clothing scattered on the floor.
BILL

What happened?
ZIEGLER

She OD'd on coke.
ZIEGLER gestures to the cocaine paraphernalia on the night table.
BILL (checking her pulse)

How long has she been like this?
ZIEGLER

Maybe ten minutes?
BILL feels her carotid artery.
BILL

Has this happened before?
ZIEGLER

Not sure, but probably.

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BILL turns her face to the light of a table lamp to check her pupils.
The woman stirs.
BILL

She's starting to come around.
The woman makes a few unintelligible sounds.

BILL takes her wrist again and looks at his watch.
BILL

Good...Well...I don't think there's

really anything to worry about. Coke

wears off in half an hour or so.
ZIEGLER is visibly relieved.
BILL continues to watch her in silence.
BILL

Someone should stay with her, though,

until she's fully herself again.
ZIEGLER

Okay.
BILL

Some cold towels on her face

wouldn't be a bad idea.
ZIEGLER

Okay.
BILL

Anyone here with her to take her

home?
ZIEGLER

I'll take care of that...She's a friend of

the family.
Bill nods and watches her for a few moments longer. The he makes

moves like he wants to go..

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BILL

She'll be all right, Victor. Okay if I

leave the rest to you?
ZIEGLER

Sure... And listen, Bill, I don't know

how to thank you enough for this.
BILL

It was nothing. Glad to be of help.
ZIEGLER

And, Bill - I know I don't have to say

this but I trust this is just between the

two of us.
BILL

Of course.
BALLROOM

BILL re-enters the ballroom and looks around for the two models but

he doesn't see them.
Then... a woman's arm slips through his.
He looks down at the wedding-ringed hand.
It's ALICE.
She is flushed and glad to have found him.
ALICE

Haven't I seen you someplace before?


BILL

Could be. What's your name again?
She kisses him.
ALICE

Can we go home now?

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BILL AND ALICE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

ALICE stands naked in front of her dressing table mirror rubbing face

cream. BILL comes up behind her, kisses her shoulder and runs his

hands lightly over her breasts.
V.O.

That night they were more blissful in

their ardent love than they had been

for a long time.
SHOTS TO ILLUSTRATE V.O.
Getting up.
Alice and Helena in the kitchen.
Bill in his office with patients.
V.O.

The gray of morning awakened them

only too soon.
Alice had to take Helena to school.
And Bill had a number of early

appointments.
So the evening hours passed in the

predetermined daily routine of work,

and the events of the night before

began to fade.
BILL'S APARTMENT - HELENA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

HELENA reading aloud to BILL and ALICE from "A Child's Garden of

Verses". She finishes her poem and yawns.
BILL

And now, my darling, time for bed.

What do you say?
HELENA smiles and puts her arms around BILL.
BILL and ALICE kiss her goodnight, turn out the lights and go into the

living room.
LIVING ROOM

ALICE sighs comfortably.
ALICE

So, how do you feel about wrapping

some presents?
BILL

Kind of negative. We can do it

tomorrow.
Bill drops down on the couch, picks up the TV controller and starts

switching channels.
Alice snuggles up to him.
ALICE

Anything good on tonight?
BILL

Have you got the paper?
Alice puts her arms around him.
ALICE

I don't feel like watching TV.
They kiss.
ALICE

Let's break the law a little first
BATHROOM - A FEW MOMENTS LATER

Bill takes a Band-Aid box from the bathroom medicine cabinet and

removes a small plastic bag of pot.

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BEDROOM

Alice skillfully rolls two joints.
MINUTES LATER

Bill and Alice sitting in bed, partly undressed and smoking the joints.
Alice inhales and leans back with an ashtray in her lap.

She is high.
ALICE

How about the truth game?


BILL

Always a bit dangerous with pot.
ALICE

Isn't that the fun?
BILL

I'm putty in your hands.
ALICE

Okay, let's start with who were those

those two gorgeous women at the

party last night?
BILL

Don't really know. One of them just

started talking to me.
ALICE

I thought they might be patients?
BILL

No such luck. They're models. One of

them said I once removed something

from her eyes on windy day in

Rockefeller Plaza.
ALICE

Always on the job.

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BILL

That's me.
ALICE

And what did they want from you this

time?
BILL

My body - what else?
ALICE doesn't find the remark particularly amusing.
BILL

Hey, come on - all I did was talk to

them... Anyway, who was the guy _you_

were dancing with?
BILL is not that interested and just wants to change the subject.
ALICE

Sandor?
BILL

Sandor... Who is he?
ALICE

A friend of the Zieglers.
BILL

And what does he do?
ALICE

I never actually found out?
BILL

Rich?
ALICE

Talked like he was.
BILL

And what did he want?

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ALICE

Sex. Upstairs. Then and there.
The pot makes ALICE think this is hilarious.
BILL

Well, I guess that's understandable.
ALICE

Understandable?
BILL

Well, you're a beautiful woman.
ALICE

Oh, I see. So does exhaustive

research show that every man I meet

wants to screw me?
BILL

There might be some exceptions.
ALICE

Does that mean that all men, with

_possibly_ _some_ _exceptions_, want to

screw all beautiful women, married or

otherwise?


BILL

I suppose, basically, yes.
ALICE

So does that mean you wanted to

screw the two models?
BILL

I did say with some exceptions.
ALICE

And of course you're an exception?
BILL

Yes.

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ALICE

How come?
BILL

Because I love you.
ALICE

Any other reasons?
BILL

Because we're married.
ALICE

Any others?
BILL

And because I wouldn't lie to you or

hurt you.
ALICE

So basically what it comes down to is

that you wouldn't screw the two

models out of _consideration_ for me,

but otherwise you would.
BILL

Hey, is this thing on Court TV?
BILL feigns looking around for cameras.
ALICE

Why don't you just give me a

straight answer?
BILL

Hey, come on, honey. The pot's

making you aggressive.
He takes her cigarette and puts it out.
ALICE

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I'm not being aggressive at all - and

how about you not putting out my

BILL

Okay. Okay. Okay.
ALICE

Now try to be honest. When some

really great-looking woman comes in to

your office to have her tits checked out,

don't you ever think about screwing

her?
BILL

Come on, give me a break. I'm a

doctor. It's all very impersonal. And

anyway my insurance requires that a

nurse is always present.
ALICE

You're being evasive. When you're

feeling her tits, is it never any more

than sheer professionalism?
BILL

Basically, that's all it is.
ALICE

Just basically?
BILL

Oh, come on. There are no absolutes

in anything.
ALICE

No absolutes... Okay. Fine... And does

the same thing go for women? While

they're having their tits squeezed, do

you suppose your lady patients ever

wonder what your dick might be like?
BILL

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Definitely not.
ALICE

And why is that?
BILL (laughs)

Because they're too worried about

what I might find.
ALICE

You know what I mean.
BILL

No, again. Not most of them.
ALICE

Why?
BILL

Well, I suppose that most women are

programmed differently from men
ALICE

Oh, yes, I forgot. Millions of years of

evolution - right? Men have to put

their sperm into as many women as

they can, but women stay at home

with pretty pink things and take care of

the children?
BILL

A bit oversimplified but something like

that.
A dispirited smile passes over her face.
ALICE

Oh, if you men only knew.
The look in her eyes changes, becoming cool and impenetrable,

and BILL allows her hands to slip from his.
BILL

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If we knew -? What do you mean

by that?
ALICE (in a strangely harsh voice)

About what you imagine, my dear.
BILL

Hey, Alice, hey, look at me... The truth.

Is there something you've kept from

me?
ALICE looks down with a strange smile.
BILL (laughs)

You're just trying to wind me up.
ALICE

If you say so.
BILL

If I say so? Wait a minute. I'm not

going to let you get away with that...

Seriously... Is there's something you

haven't told me?
ALICE stops short of saying something.
BILL

Say it.
ALICE nods.
ALICE

Well, last summer at Cape Cod - I

don't suppose you remember one night

in the dining room, there was a young

Naval officer sitting near us. He was

with two other officers.


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