There's a thin line between genius and madness. _________________________________________________________________________________ |
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I've heard many times that there's a thin line between genius and madness. Which side you are on depends mostly (sadly) on how people see you. That was serous enough for today, now it's time to laugh! Yes! That is the main ingredient in our cookbook: one lubricated condom!
Unroll the condom carefully over one of your hands, you don't want to pierce a hole in it!
Now fit the condom over you head so that it covers your ears and nose. The thick rim should lay just above your UPPER LIP! You don't want to cover your mouth for TWO very good reasons:
You imagine people saying things like:"Dear God, didn't anyone explain him/her that's not how it was supposed to be used?"
Breathing in with your mouth and out through your nose will take some skill.
And now we're in for the grand finale: you can choose to either keep blowing air in the condom untill it blows up or you might want to let go and watch it fly around the room.
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