There's a thin line between genius and madness.

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I've heard many times that there's a thin line between genius and madness. Which side you are on depends mostly (sadly) on how people see you.

That was serous enough for today, now it's time to laugh!


Yes! That is the main ingredient in our cookbook: one lubricated condom!


Unroll the condom carefully over one of your hands, you don't want to pierce a hole in it!
After you unrolling it, you might want to wipe of some lubricant. You won't risk it slipping out of your hands while you're inflating it and flying around the room. At least not yet!
Fit your other hand inside and begin to stretch the condom a little.


Now fit the condom over you head so that it covers your ears and nose. The thick rim should lay just above your UPPER LIP! You don't want to cover your mouth for TWO very good reasons:

  1. You need to breathe! I don't want people angry at me because someone was so stupid to die suffocated with a condom on their heads.
  2. You imagine people saying things like:"Dear God, didn't anyone explain him/her that's not how it was supposed to be used?"

  3. To inflate the condom you have to breathe in through your mouth and out through your nose!

Breathing in with your mouth and out through your nose will take some skill.
Also holding the condom in place will become more difficult as it begins to grow in size. This is when you realize how well you wiped the lubricant off the condom.

And now we're in for the grand finale: you can choose to either keep blowing air in the condom untill it blows up or you might want to let go and watch it fly around the room.

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