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Grudge Match: Freddy vs. Jason

  • . What's a fear-induced heart attack to a guy like that? Nothing! Give Jason an hour or two and he'll be gargling Freddy's blood while he contemplates whether to give t he place of honor on his Satanic Altar(TM) to Freddy's claws or his dead mother's soiled panties! As a final reason, sufficient in and of itself, why Jason must win, both Jason and Freddy are devils! If the bible teaches us anything, it's that devils are into seniority! Well, okay, perhaps you got more from the bible than I did, but it's incontroverta ble that Jason predates Freddy, so he must be further up in the hierarchy, so the kids are Jason's meat
  • . Jason's never done that! He's never been able to attack his own director, or his worst enemy's (Tommy?) actor
  • . Attack techniques: Jason: Lumbering around a camp breaking through windows, flimsy barns, and sneaking around corners
  • . - Phil As Jason raises his axe to attack Freddy, it turns into a 6 foot long knockwurst, as per the Freudian bizarrity of dreams (tm)



    Walt Disney Records: Bio of Goofy
  • . Classic Goofy cartoons have been featured daily on the "Donald's Quack Attack" and "Mickey's Mouse Tracks" programs, as well as "Mouseterpiece Theater" and such special shows as "Goofy's Guide to Success" and "The Roots of Goofy." During the 1980s, Goofy was often seen in the company of his friend Michael Eisner in the introductory segments for "The Magical World of Disney" network television program






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