May I have your attention please. May I have your
attention please. Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut up I repeat Will
the Real
Slim Shady Please Shut up. We're gonna have a problem here. Ya'll act
like
you've never heard a white person before. His rhymes heard before.
Punkage
trying to be hard core. (yo wassup!) Well Marshal Mathers is back worse
than
before, making a snore, whining in the microphone. It's the return of
the oh
wait, no wait! You're a fool. You didn't pay money for this cd, did you?
And Dr.
Dre did, everything you idiot, without Dre's beep ass you're as good as
dead.
The world's hot enough withoput eminem. chicki chicki even his
girlfriend's
cheating on him. look at him,walking around. living off dre, acting so
cool, but
he's really kind of weak tho. little twit blasted me on his new cd. why?
cuz i
turned him down for a date hehe. as for the question of who came first
was it
carson daly or was it fred durst? sorry slim but this is gonna hurt,
they both
came closer than you ever will jerk. you're song is on my nerves. you're
song is
on my nerves! you're kinda lucky cuz you got more faith than you
deserve. that
is the message i deliver to little kids. you can become famous and never
know
what talent is! of course they're gonna like you! of course they do!
you're like
a cartoon version of ricky schroder on silver spoons. You ain't nothing
but a
product patched to be boughta, ya know, a year from now, you won't even
be
thought of. so you're about dead animals and cannibals and some day
you'll stop
dating dogs and start dating higher mammals. And there's a million women
just
like me who think like me and who can see that slim shady is just a boy
dealing
with puberty. so if you agree scream loudly with me! You're slim shady
yes
you're the real shady you sound like peter brady you get quite
irritating so
won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up! repeat-once