Top Of The Pops

April, 2000

 

 

 

A DAY IN THE WESTLIFE

(from Childline at the Point)

 

(It’s not the whole article, but just our favourite parts!)

 

 

...talking about the jet set hard life...

 

How do you cope with all the early starts?

MARK: Well, some of us don’t cope with them. I’m just terrible. It’s not a deliberate thing. I’m just crap in the mornings. I was always late every day for school. It’s just the way I am.

NICKY: The only time he gets up is when we’re travelling a long distance in a car cos the first one down always gets first pick of the seats. Apart from that he’s terrible.

 

So would you say you’re the hardest working band in pop?

MARK: I’d say we were definitely strong contenders. A lot of bands have a schedule similar to ours - bands that have hit that certain level of success when it’s just non-stop.

 

Which bands have it the easiest then?

BRYAN: Boyzone!

NICKY: The Spice Girls!

MARK: Oh yeah. All the Spice Girls do these days in shop in Gucci and throw a concert every 12 months! Only jocking girls, by the way!

BRYAN: Michael Jackson’s got a pretty easy time of it at the moment and I believe Elvis is pretty relaxed these days too, heh - heh!

 

Has there ever  been a time when you’ve forgotten which country you were in?

MARK: We were appearing live on MTV Select in Brazil and the interviewer asked us something about football and I said I wanted to get the Mexican training tracksuit and everyone just looked at me. I honestly thought we were in Mexico!

NICKY: I remember waking up in the middle of the night one time and I swear I didn’t know where I was. I grabbed my mobile to call Georgina and it was like 12.30am in Dublin. I was like, “Where am I? what am I doing?” She was laughing, telling me to relax and that I was in Poland. It was really freaky.

 

Is it the times when you’re really tired and stressed out you’re most likely argue?

BRYAN: We have our little niggles about someone sitting in our seat and stuff but we never  properly argue or fight. We’re normally too tired to fight most of the time anyway!

 

How much longer can you keep going like this?

BRYAN: Another twenty minutes, tops!

MARK: At the end of the day we’re just ordinary people, so of course we’re going to get stressed being away from home so much, and sometimes we do snap. But then you sit back and realise how how lucky you are.

 

What’s the worst thing about being in Westlife?

SHANE: All the early starts. Being away from home can get you down too. Sometimes you’re on the other side of the world and all you want is to be at home with your family and a nice cup of tea.

MARK: Having to shave every single day is pretty bad too. I hate it, especially cos I’m so terrible at getting up in the morning, I usually only have five minutes to do it and end up with a slashed face, dripping with blood!

NICKY: Interviews can be pretty bad sometimes if you’re doing, like 40 of them in a row. It’s fine in Britain and Ireland cos there’s usually a theme or a topic, but elsewhere when they start asking you the basics, we end up making stuff up just to keep ourselves amused.

BRYAN: To start with we used to fight over who did the interviews cos we all wanted to. Now we’re only too glad to let one of the others do it! (Unless it’s TOTP, of course!)

 

Do you still feel excited about appearing on front covers?

SHANE: Of course! I can’t wait to see how this cover turnes out. I’m really looking forward to running into the shop and buying it.

NICKY: I remember the first time we ever saw ourselves in a magazine... it was TOTP in fact.

KIAN: We were in ‘Everyone’s Talking About’ and it was when we were still called Westside.

NICKY: we were just so chuffed! You never forget that buzz.

 

Aren’t press conferences just a wee bit scary though?

MARK: Oh no, they’re excellent. It’s almost like walking up the red carpet. They make you feel very important.

BRYAN: Do you remember the one we did in Taiwan. It was fantastic. It was called Get To Know Westlife and we were all in a separate booths. We had these pieces of card and they’d ask us questions like “Who’s the laziest?” and we’d have to write the answers on the card. It worked so well! They got so much out of us, stuff we normally wouldn’t have said.

SHANE: By the end of it Bryan was doing impressions of me in front of the whole crowd. It was so funny!

 

You must have been asked some pretty bad questions in your time?

KIAN: Questions referring to virginity are always embarrassing and a bit too personal.

SHANE: One of the first questions we were ever asked in Germany was about sex.

MARK: It’s just a bit disrespectful really cos these people don’t know us and that’s the first thing they ask. Can you imagine just going up to somebody in a club and asking, “So when was the first time you had sex?”

SHANE: Any questions relating to stuff like that we just don’t answer, it’s too personal.

MARK: The thing is though, in places like Germany it’s perfectly normal to talk about stuff like that. I’ll never forget opening a teen magazine in Holland and seeing pictures of naked teenagers in it. You’d never see that in the UK or Ireland.

SHANE: It’s not that we’re prudes or anything, it’s just have respect for people’s privacy.

 

Do you feel as if people are watching you the whole time?

BRYAN: It just comes back to beeing careful. The papers go mad if they see us talking to a girl. I’ve lost track of the number of people I’ve been linked with.

SHANE: Bryan’s been getting a real hammering about girls in the press recently.

MARK: It’s so unfair though.

BRYAN: The best example was when we were at Titanic one night and I was talking to Jamie from Hepburn and her boyfriend. But of course, the story the next day was that I was going out with her!

SHANE: The thing is it’s really affected him. The poor fella’s now afraid to meet any girls.

BRYAN: It’s tough cos I’m now afraid to approach girls and girls from other bands don’t talk to us cos they’re scared of us being linked. But it’s an aspect of the business we’re in and we have to accept it.

MARK: People must think Bryan’s a complet slapper and he so isn’t! Please set the story straight once and for all.

 

So apart from stamina what other essential qualities would a sixth member need?

KIAN: Well, the voice is the main thing. You have to be able to sing.

SHANE: It’s not so much that we can sing well individually, but that we sing well together as a group. We don’t boast about it but that’s the main quality that sets us apart.

 

Would a sixth member have to be Irish? Are Westlife Equal Opportunities Employers?

KIAN: You’d probably stand a better chance if you were Irish. It’d be a bonus!

MARK: But, like, if Michael Jackson called us up saying he wanted to join the band we’re not likely to turn around and say, ‘Sorry Mike but you’re not Irish! Tough!’

SHANE: I’m not sure we could have another blond actually cos they already outnumber the dark-haired ones. Perhaps we could have someone with red hair.

BRYAN: Or pink?!

KIAN: Yeah, someone we could have a dig at and slag off. ‘Ah, shut up you there with your blu hair!’

MARK: If you can’t take a good slagging then don’t even think about joining Westlife.

SHANE: We’re always abusing eachother in a nice funny way. We always niggle each other about one thing and we all know abot it but nobody else does. It’s something we keep between the five of us. For example I could say one word to Kian and it could wind him up a treat.

 

It wouldn’t have anything to do with an in joke about horses, would it?

SHANE: That’s not the exact one I was thinking of but Kian is afraid of horses.

KIAN: No it’s not that, it’s just I’m a stallion!

THE REST: Yeah right!

SHANE: You so are scared of horses! When we were younger he’d come along when I was doing shows and stuff, but he wouldn’t go near the horses. I was like, ‘It’s a horse, man! It’s just like a big dog!’ But he was having none of it.

KIAN: They’re just too big, man. I don’t mind other big animales.

SHANE: Oh, I don’t like bulls, they’re vicious man. And ostriches, they’re freaky as weel!

 

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