Murphy's Law
ANYTHING THAT
CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG
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Anything
good in life is either illegal,
immoral or fattening.
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It is
morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
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The light
at the end of the tunnel is the
headlamp of an oncoming train.
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Celibacy
is not hereditary.
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Never
sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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Beauty is
only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.
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Never
play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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A Smith
and Wesson beats four aces.
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If
everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is
going on.
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Never
argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
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A short
cut is the longest distance between two points.
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Friends
come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Everyone
has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
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The other
line always moves faster.
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Murphy's
Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.
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The race
is not always to the swift nor the
battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.
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Anything
you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
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The
repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
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No matter
how long or hard you shop for an item, after you 've bought it, it will be on
sale somewhere cheaper.
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The
chance a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly
proportional to the cost of the carpet.
MURPHY WAS AN
OPTIMIST