Murphy's Law

ANYTHING THAT CAN GO WRONG, WILL GO WRONG

 

-       Anything good in life  is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

-       It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.

-       The light at the end of  the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.

-       Celibacy is not hereditary.

-       Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

 

-       Beauty is only skin deep, ugly goes to the bone.

-       Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

-       A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

-       If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on.

-       Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

 

-       A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

-       Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

-       Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

-       The other line always moves faster.

-       Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.

 

-       The race is not always to  the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

-       Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.

-        The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.

-       No matter how long or hard you shop for an item, after you 've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

-       The chance a piece of bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

MURPHY WAS AN OPTIMIST

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