Emo Phillips
The Wisdom Of Emo Phillips I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it
Emo Phillips Quotes - The Quotations Page
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote
Emo Philips
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Emo Phillips - Kevin's Kronicles
Crossworders' favorite comic, Emo Phillips, is appearing in Ottawa tomorrow. Just minutes ago he was interviewed on a local TV station. Brutal. Does anyone have a new clue for EMO
Emo Phillips
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Emo Philips - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Emo Philips is an American stand-up comedian from Downers Grove , Illinois . His stand-up routine is characterized by his eccentric appearance, falsetto voice, and surreal humor
Emo Phillips' Sick Humor
Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash." - Emo Phillips "and always remember the last words of my
Emo Phillips
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Emo Philips - Wikiquote
(Redirected from Emo Phillips). Jump to: navigation, search. Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps
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Emo Philips. Vista sulla lapide di un ateo: «Qui giace un ateo vestito di tutto punto e senza un posto dove andare!». Bob Phillips
Emo Philips
Vintage VidEmo: Religion. For an animated version of the above, I meekly exhort you to watch Emo Philips is a Religious Guy by Scott Bateman
Emo Phillips Quotes - The Quotations Page
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Emo Philips Quotes
Emo Philips When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him
Emo Phillips' Sick Humor
"Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge Indian giversno, I take that back." - Emo Phillips
Emo Philips: Aforismi, Citazioni e Frasi celebri
Frasi celebri adatte e non al matrimanio, ma certamente alla vita di tutti i giorni.
Emo Philips at the Steve Allen Theater
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FADE TO BLACK PRESENTS - Harry Shearer
As one reviewer writes: "With his Prince Valiant haircut, wide-eyed expression of innocence and gawky gestures, Emo Philips has an individual,
The best God joke ever - and it's mine! | | Guardian Unlimited Arts
Emo Philips Thursday September 29, 2005 The Guardian. This morning I received thrilling news: a joke I wrote more than 20 years ago has been voted the emo+phillips: emo+phillips