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Theology as Science If we exclude philosophy for a moment, what physics and mathematics and When we do physics, for example, we are concerned with a aspect of reality. But in a sense, this wasn'ta joke - atheists have to work out theoretical Another Physics Joke Two fermions walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “So, what’ll it be.” The first one says, “I’ll have a gin and tonic.” The second one replies, “Dammit, that’s what I wanted! More nerd humor, funny physics at the subatomic level weight on neutron starA few weeks ago, I read the following nerdy physics joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink, the bartender hands him one and says “for you buddy … no charge”. Immediately I thought … A String Theory Joke A couple of days ago Steffen, one of my [German] theoretical physics colleague, presented us with the following joke (attributed to H. Kleinert) which still has my inner geek roaring in laughter:. It is said that papers in string theory Mathematical Jokes Collection A physics joke: "Energy equals milk chocolate square" Source: here ------------------ And finally, an indisputable proof that "2 + 2 = 5" "First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the half-century or so of An old joke… So many physics departments do just that, they post job ads. A quick look through various databases collected on my old website reveals that, once again, many jobs would go to biophysicists… Our department here is not an exception. Physics Joke I’m not sure if the actual punch line is accurate, but it’sa darned good story Funny True Stories | revision 12 This would activate a tape-recorder that would play a recording of a joke. In other words, joke-telling trash cans! Different trashcans told The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, Tuesday Science Link Madness That's a physics joke for you. No, not a very good one, I know. * Speaking of physics, dig this picture of the 1927 Solvay conference, with Einstein, Marie Curie, Niels Bohr, Also, it allows one to make all sorts of physics jokes. Math Jokes This one is a physics joke: In a small town in the middle of Pennsylvania, a cattle farmer’s worst nightmare came true: his herd starting getting sick. One by one all of his cows came down with this mystery virus and stopped producing
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