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IMAGINE (John Lennon)

Imagine there's no Windows,
It's easy if you try.
No fattal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives.
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace
Imagine neverending hard disks,
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too
Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money.
You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope som ay you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM
Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can.
No ne for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again.
Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time
You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
Maybe som ay I'll be a cracker
And then I'll make Windows run.

LET IT BE

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
speaking words of wisdom:Write in C.
As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers:Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C,Write in C, oh, Write in C.
LOGO's dead and buri ,Write in C.
I us to write a lot of FORTRAN,
For science it work flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics
Write in C.
If you've just spent nearly 30 hours,
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad toWrite in C.
Write in C, Write in C,Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
BASIC's not the answer.Write in C.
Write in C, Write in C, Write in C, oh, Write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.Write in C.

YESTERDAY

Yesterday,
All those backups seem a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,There's not half the files there us to be,
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crash so suddenly.
I push something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data's gone
and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday,
The ne for back-ups seem so far away.
I knew my data was all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday



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