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PIZZA EVENTS
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1. Order a pizza without cheese, tomato or any added extras, including pasta (bread).
2. For every olive on your pizza - denounce the pizza.
3. Tip a pizza upside down onto a piece of manuscript paper. Play the resulting
score (a) on a mandolin, (b)on a pizza
4. EVENT FOR A FOREIGNER
Drink wine with a pizza
5 EVENT FOR AN ITALIAN
Drink wine with a pizza
6 Assign a verbal utterance to each ingredient you discover on your pizza
6a Invent a new word/name for each ingredient
7. Go to a pizzeria and order a cheeseburger pizza with fries
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9.. Smoke while everyone eats. Complain as everyone eats while you smoke.
10. Offer to marry the person with the nicest looking pizza.
11. CONCERTO FOR PIZZA - for mixed company
Everyone orders a pizza, waits for their arrival without making eye contact
with anyone else at the table. When the pizzas arrive they should be eaten
in silence
natty li'l random number generator tweaked by Sol Nte
