INHERITED PHONETIC ALPHABET TEXT (UNFINISHED)

 

a for horses / double

b for mutton / the war / the watershed / christ

c for ships / miles / yourself

d for rent / dent / cult

e for not a bull

f for dense for the crown / fez sent...

g for is a force that pilots and astronouts experience when their craft accelerate or decelerate rapidly. One 'g' is the ordinary pull of gravity....

h for you can't reach to scratch it

i for an eye / one / Cutler / the Engine

j for oranges / cakes

k for lime leaves

l for those who sin

m for see me here, coughing

n for sir / cement agency

o for god's sake / heaven's sake / fick's sake / the wings of a dove/ the chance to say ""Thank You Ray!"

p for and the wolf

q for bread

r for Miller / sixpence / Askey / ther who art in heaven...

s for Williams / you, you son of a bitch!

t for gums?/ two

u for Miss M. / me / mysteries, will we ever solve them? / cough!

v for las vegas!

w for quits

x for breakfast

y for god's sake can't I think of a decent one for h, k or w?

z for breezes

 

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