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i'm cancerous so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
if you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for cannibus
I'll strangle you to death and i'll choke you again
and break your fuckin legs til your bones poke through your skin
you beef with me, im'a even the score equally
take you on jerry springer and beat your ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown, cuz when I smoke out
I hit the trees harder than sonny bono (oh no)
so if I said I never did drugs
that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the president does
hillary clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
i ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbert
my nerves hurt, lately i'm on edge
grabbed vanilla ice and ripped out his blonde dreads
every girl I ever went out with has gone lez
follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
then jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
i'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
so i'm dumb enough to ask for a date with lauren hill
some people only see that i'm white, ignorin skill
cuz I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
but I don't get pissed, ya'll don't even see through the mist
how the fuck can I be white, I don't even exsist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
die from an overdose and dig myself up outta my grave
my middle finger won't go down, how do I wave
and this is how i'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

now follow me and do exactly what you see
don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I slapped women in each room then o.d.
don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

me and marcus allen was butt-fuckin nicole
when we heard a knock at the door, must a been ron gold
jump behind the door, put the orgy on hold
kill them both and smear blood on the white bronco (we did it)
my mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped garth brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
i'm not a playa just a ill rhyme saya
that'll spray an aeresol can up at the ozone laya
my rap style's warped
i'm runnin out the mourge witcha dead grandmother's corpse
to throw it on ya porch
jumped in a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on
and beat up foghorn leghorn with an acorn
i'm bout as normal as norman bates
with the forman of traits
a pre-mature birth that was 4 minutes late
(mother, are you there, I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel)
will somebody please explain to my brain
that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and i'm in pain
I take a breather inside
either i'm high or i'm nuts
cuz if you ain't tiltin this room neither am i
so when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
then it probably is obvious, I got it on with her
cuz when I drop this solo shit, it's over with
I bought cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake id
don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
I been with 10 women who got hiv
don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
you probably wanna grow up to be just like me