...Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'ma M-80 you little like that Kim lady
i'm buzzin dirty dozen naughty rotten rhymer
cursin that you players worse than Marty Shottenheimer
you wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
you aint gon sell two copies if you press a double album
admit it fuck it while we comin out in the open
i'm doin acid crack smack coke and smokin dope then
my name is Marshall Mathers i'ma alcoholic (hi Marhsall)
i have a disease and they dont know what to call it
better hide your wallet cuz im comin up quick to strip your cash
bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass
bitch i'm comin out swingin so fast it'll make your eyes spin
you gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
the proof is in the puddin your stats just dont hold me
i slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman

so when you see me on your block wit two glocks screamin "fuck the world" like Tupac
I just dont give a fuck
talkin that shit behind my back dirty mack and tellin your boys that i'm on crack
I just dont give a fuck
so put my tape back on the rack go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just dont give a fuck
but see me on the street and duck cuz you gon get stuck stole and snuck
cuz I just dont give a fuck

i'm nicer than Pete but i'm a search to crush a milkbone
i'm everlastin i melt Vanilla Ice like silicon
i'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
i'm colder than snow season when its twenty below freezin
flavor wit no seasonin this is the sneak preview
i'll diss your magazine and still wont get a weak review
i'll make your freak leave you smell the Folgers crystals
this is lyrical combat gentlemen hold your pistols
but i form like Voltron and blast you wit my sonar missles
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (bye bye)
extortion snortin supportin abortion
pathological liar blowin shit outta proportion
the luniest zaniest spontaneous sporadic
compulsive thinker compulsive drinker addict
half animal half man dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can
with more holes than an Afghan

so when you see me on your block wit two glocks screamin "fuck the world" like Tupac
I just dont give a fuck
talkin that shit behind my back dirty mack and tellin your boys that i'm on crack
I just dont give a fuck
so put my tape back on the rack go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just dont give a fuck
but see me on the street and duck cuz you gon get stuck stole and snuck
cuz I just dont give a fuck

somebody let me out this limosuine i'ma caged demon (hey lemme out)
on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine
I'm convinced i'ma fiend shootin up while this record is spinnin
clinically brain dead i dont need a second opinion
fuck droppin the jewel i'm flippin the sacred treasure
i bite your motherfuckin style just to make it fresher
i cant take the pressure i'm sick of bitches
sick of naggin bosses bitchin while im washin dishes
in school i never said much too bust havin a head rush
doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
then i went to Jim Beam thats when my face strayed
went to gym in eigth grade raped the women's swim team
dont take me for a joke i'm no comedian
too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again
i'm goin up over the curve drivin over the median
finally made it home but i dont got the key to get in

so when you see me on your block wit two glocks screamin "fuck the world" like Tupac
I just dont give a fuck
talkin that shit behind my back dirty mack and tellin your boys that i'm on crack
I just dont give a fuck
so put my tape back on the rack go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just dont give a fuck
but see me on the street and duck cuz you gon get stuck stole and snuck
cuz I just dont give a fuck

(Ah shit fuck everybody)
Outsidaz... Pacewon... Young Zee...
(fuck the entire world)
D.U...