I went to Jon's grave with Ron and Dave
and met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up with first aid tape
and raped on the first date
Susan, an ex heroin addict who just stopped using
Who loved booze and alternative music
Told me she was going back into using again
I said 'Wait first try this hallucinogen
Its better than heroin, haze,the booze, and the gin
c'mere lets go in here'
'Who's in the den?'
'Its me and Kelly'
'My bad' (sorry) 'lets try another room'
'I don't trust you'
'Shut up slut, chew up this mushroom
this will help you get in touch with your goods
we'll get barefoot, butt naked and run in the woods'
'Oh hell, I might as well try em this party is so drag'
'Oh dag! I didn't mean for you to eat the whole bag!'

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
but now you're sitting in the corner crying
and now its my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
but now you're sitting in the corner crying
and now its my fault my fault

'Yo Sue!'
'Get away from me I don't know you'
'Oh shoot she's tripping!'
'I Need to go puke!'
'I wasn't tryin to turn this into something major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature.
Susan, stop crying I don't hate ya
the worlds not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you
so what you had your little coochie in your dads mouth?
That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spazz out'
She said 'HELP ME I THINK IM HAVING A SEIZURE!'
I said 'I'm high too bitch quit grabbing my T-shirt! (LET GO!)
Wont you calm down, you're starting to scare me'
She said 'I'm 26 years old and I'm not married'
'I don't even have any kids and I cant cook'
'I'm over here Sue you're talking to a plant look
we have to get to a hospital before its too late
cuz ive never seen no one eat as many shrooms as you ate'

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
but now you're sitting in the corner crying
and now its my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
but now you're sitting in the corner crying
and now its my fault my fault

'Susan..wait where are you going? you better be careful!'
'Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of getting my hair pulled'
'I'm not your dad, quit trying to swallow your tongue, want some gum??
put down the scissors before you do something dumb
ill be right back just chill baby please
I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me these
Jon where's Dave at before I bash you'
'He's in the bathroom. I think he's takin a crap dude'
'Dave, pull up your pants we need an ambulance
there's a girl upstairs talkin to plants
Choppin her hair off And there's only 2 days left of spring break
how long do these things take to wear off?
'Well that depends on how many you had'
'I took 3, she ate the other 22 caps
now she's upstairs crying out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol'
'She's gonna die dude'
'I know and its my fault!!' (MY GOD!)

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
but now you're sitting in the corner crying
and now its my fault my fault
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
but now you're sitting in the corner crying
and now its my fault my fault

WHAT DO I DO?
MY GOD I'm SO SORRY!!
I'm SO SORRY!!
SUSAN PLEASE WAKE UP!!! PLEASE!!!
PLEASE WAKE UP!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!??!
YOURE NOT DEAD!! YOURE NOT DEAD!!! I KNOW YOURE NOT DEAD!!! WAKE UP!