Come on, hey hey, we goin' to the beach
grab a couple of toys and let dadda strap you in the car seat
Where's Mama?
She's takin' a little nap in the trunk...
Oh, that smell, dadda must have runned over a skunk
now I know what you're thinkin'
it's kind of late to go swimmin',
but you know your mama, she's one of those types of women-
that do crazy things, and if she don't get her way, she'll throw a fit
don't play with dadda's toy knife, honey, let go of it
and don't look so upset, why you actin' bashful?
don't you wanna help dadda build a sand castle?
your mama said she wants to show how far she can float
and don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat
it's just a little scratch it don't hurt
her was eatin' dinner while you was sleepin' and spilled ketchup on her shirt
mama's messy, ain't she
we'll let her wash off in the water
and me and you can play by ourselves, can't we?

just the two of us
just the two of us
and when we ride
just the two of us
just the two of us
just you and i
just the two of us
just the two of us
and when we ride
just the two of us
just the two of us

see honey,
there's a place called heaven and a place called hell
a place called prison and a place called jail
and dadda's probably on his way to all of 'em except one
cause mama's got a new husband and a step-son
and you don't want a brother do ya? (Nah)
maybe when you're old enough to understand a little better, I'll explain it to ya
but for now we'll just say that mama was real, real bad
she was bein' mean to dad and made him real, real mad
but I still feel sad that I put her on time out
sit back in your chair honey, quit tryin' to climb out
I told you it's okay, hey hey, wanna baba?
take a night-night, nana-boo, goo-goo ga-ga, humma goo-goo caca
dad'll change your nighty
clean the baby up so her can take a nighty-nighty
you're dad'll wake her up as soon as we get to the water
'97 Bonnie and Clyde, me and my daughter

just the two of us
just the two of us
and when we ride
just the two of us
just the two of us
just you and i
just the two of us
just the two of us
and when we ride
just the two of us
just the two of us

wake up sleepy head we're here
before we play, we're gonna take mommy for a little walk along the pier
hailie, don't cry honey, don't get the wrong idea
mama's too sleepy to hear you screamin' in her ear
that's why you can't get her to wake
but don't worry, dadda made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake
here, you wanna help dadda tie a rope around this rock?
we'll tie it to her footsie then we'll roll her off the dock
ready now, here we go, on the count of three
one, two, three...weeeeeeeeee
there goes mama splashin' in the water
no more fightin' with dad, no more restrainin' order
no more step dadda, no more new brother
blow her kisses bye-bye, tell mama you love her
we'll go play in the sand, build a castle and junk
but first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk

just the two of us
just the two of us
and when we ride
just the two of us
just the two of us
just you and i
just the two of us
just the two of us
and when we ride
just the two of us
just the two of us

just the two of us
just me and you baby
just the two of us
that's all we need in this world
just the two of us
just me and you
just the two of us
your dadda will always be here for you
your dadda's always gonna love you
remember that
if you ever need me i'ma always be here for you
if you ever need anything, just ask
dadda will be right there
your dadda loves you
i love you baby