Hey Sarah Palin, do you tell them in Wasilla

That 4,000 years ago we roamed the planet with Godzilla

Is it true

I am so fucking scared of you

As number 2

Hey Sarah Palin, I think Alaska's very pretty

But just 100,000 people more than Oklahoma City

Yes it's true

Go look it up, Im telling you

Oh man, were through

Chorus

Oh, if you become VP,
oh, its Canada for me (2x)

Its Canada for me

Hey Sarah Palin, did you really once inquire

Whether you could throw library books into a big bonfire

God, my eyes

This really might be our demise

This pack of lies

Hey Sarah Palin, just because you're good at shootin

Doesn't mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin

Are you on coke

This fucking countrys up in smoke

Oh what a joke

Chorus

Oh, if you become VP,
oh what will it mean for me (2x)

Bridge

Just because I can see the moon

Doesn't make me an astronaut, you loon

Your foreign policy expertise is pooh

Do you really think a woman commits

To a candidate just because she has tits

Please tell me that this ticket is not true

I thought that there could be no worse

Than Cheney, but here you are, I curse

The madman who would cast a vote for you

And McCain too

Hey Sarah Palin, is it media distortion

Or would you tell a girl whos raped that she could not have an abortion

Its a new low

Who knows just how far you would go

Id rather vote for Ross Perot

Hey Sarah Palin I dont know

Where can we go...