BWEXAMINATIONS: Britney Vajayjay Jokes
After her spree of grisly vagina shots last week, comedy writers (ourselves included) took more shots at Britney Spears than paparazzi in a panty store. Below, we examine this joke's rise in popularity, the inevitable tipping point,
The Screech Tape Is REAL, And It Is HORRIBLE!
the inane bantering, the unspeakable acts of Screech-on-slut uality. Watch if you can, have your nostalgia annihilated, and endanger your own ability to ever reach arousal again. In fact, try masturbating to it - we dare you
SIZZLER: No No No No No No No!
The next time Paris Hilton bangs a sleazy dude in the bathroom of Hyde after downing a dozen Redbull & vodkas there's a good chance she won't just be doing it for pleasure-- she'll be doing it to procreate. That's right people buckle
While You Were Looking For Black Market Trans Fat
With this week's release of The Break-Up on DVD, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn's publicists would like to remind you that the couple is still broken up, as they have been for months now. Scarlett Johansson says she's ready to do a
GAMES: The Idiot Test
idiot test.JPG Maybe it's because the name of the game is "The Idiot Test," but I've never been more nervous playing a stupid online puzzle game in my entire life. Nobody wants to look like an idiot-- wait, let me rephrase that; nobody,
Best Night Ever: Tuesday, December 5th!
It's Best Night Ever for Tuesday, December 5th! Desiree is here to walk you through the best of Tuesday night tv, including Santa Claus is Comin' to Town, Friday Night Lights, Victoria's Secret Fasion, and Boston Legal!
What2Watch2Night: Hot Models, Hot Fatties & Hot Chefs
Tonight is their final week at the diet ranch, meaning they're actually But we finally gave in, when we realized that it's actually one of the best shows on TV. We've been craving Christmas Goose ever since. (via OfficeTally
PROPPED: Forget About Marie Osmond, We Want SEX & LOV. Obvs.
When the folks at Fasthugs dropped this incredibly long rant about Celebrity Duets' Marie Osmond (complete with video evidence to back up their "she's a douchebag" claims) we were impressed. But it was this video they posted today that
Janice Dickinson Dares You To Make It Through The 12 Days Of Christmas
When Heidi Klum released a Christmas video last week we were impressed by how great she sounded (and ok, fine, how great she looked.) Well, now former supermanmodel Janice Dickinson has decided to release her own version of a holiday
UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK: Santa Chucks Celine From Sleigh
I love Celine Dion. I'm dropping the "royal we" here, people, because this is very personal to me. Is she funny? Obvs. Is she also a golden gift of talent and poise delivered from God up on high? Def. The following commercial for Celine

Nintendo Wii has the "best week ever" - Joystiq
This comedic and witty clip is no different as VH1 claims Nintendo had "The Best Week Ever." Blithe comments include "Revolutionizing how we sit on our
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I talked a couple of weeks ago (Wet Weather Possible In California Soon) about the possibility of the change to a wet weather pattern by early next week.
Worst holiday ever: week 35 - Your say - Times Online
Worst holiday ever: week 35. The Sunday Times is now into its 35th week in the The 'best' story of the week will be published in the newspaper that
Worst holiday ever: week 29 - Your say - Times Online
The 'best' story of the week will be published in the newspaper that weekend - and at the end of The worst ever holiday competition: the best-ever prize
VH1's 'Best Week Ever' Parodies Apple 'Get a Mac' Ads - Gizmodo
VH1's 'Best Week Ever' Parodies Apple 'Get a Mac' Ads. Of course, no matter how hard they try, they'll never be as cool as John Hodge-man.
YouTube - Nintendo Wii has the best week ever
The week ending Dec 02, 2006, has been d The week ending Dec 02, 2006, has been dubbed to be the Nintendo Wii's best week ever! By Vh1 show "best week ever.
PE.com | Inland Southern California | Sports - Football
Just Google the phrase "Tomlinson best ever," and you'll see page after page of Web sites Last week, I wrote about the hottest players in the league,
Canadian Entrepreneur: Best Ever Entrepreneurial Quotes - Week 6
Best Ever Entrepreneurial Quotes - Week 6. Our regular series of exceptional entrepreneurial quotes moves this week to Mondays -- all the better to inspire
Africa's Poor Had The Best Week Ever
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