The Decalogue of the good hunter of
aliens: 20 simple rules to observe in case of contact with shapes of extraland life. 1-
Don't panic
2- Never make the vulcanian sign, is considered offensive
3- Don't try to touch the aliens, they can be sicks !
4- Even if they ask for it, don't take they at home
5- Don't feed the aliens, else they ask you for much more !
6- If they are many or they are shown aggressive, RUN !
7- If it is small, alone and aggressive , seek for a stick and catch it
8- Even if they ask for it in gentle way NEVER gone up on their spaceship, could
insert to you a anal probe
9-if they offer you candies don't eat them ! Within there is the drug then you
has become dependent!
10- if they offer you stamps don't leech it! Within there is the drug then you has
become dependent!
11- Don't accept sexual requests from the aliens, they are the sailors of the space,
they travel from an arbor to the other and just God know that diseases they have !
12- If they propose to you a millionaire transaction that consists in paying a sum and
to earn on new enrolled that you will succeed to carry, don't accept , is just
multiuniverse marketing!
13- Remember that the aliens fundamentally are bad , because they have a
different aspect from us.
14- Try to take photo, and if they ask you for money or protest, say that you are on
public ground and they cannot say nothing
15- All the previous rules come cancelled if the aliens are armed and they ask you to
make something
16- If you can, stole some artefact, those that lightening
17- Aliens are not good to eat, except few species much rare
18- Even if they smell don't saty a word, in the space the water is a precious good
19- If they speak a different language from you, don't insult them, could they
also understand what you say
20- If you can, beat them, it will be like a demonstration of force of the Earth people