Lawyer joke

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Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Jag, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can\'t believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don\'t notice anything else."
How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Didn\'t you notice that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
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