Janet: I was feeling done in, couldn't win

I'd only ever kissed before.

Columbia: You mean she's...

Magenta: Uh huh.

Janet: I thought there's no use getting

Into heavy petting

It only leads to trouble

And seat wetting.

Now all I want to know is how to go.

I've tasted blood and I want more.

Magenta and Columbia: More, more, more

Janet: I'll put up no resistance

I want to stay the distance

I've got an itch to scratch

I need assistance.

Toucha toucha toucha touch me

I want to be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me

Creature of the night.

Then if anything grows, while you pose,

I'll oil you up and rub you down.

Magenta and Columbia: Down, down, down.

Janet: And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction

You need a friendly hand and I need action.

Toucha toucha toucha touch me

I want to be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me

Creature of the night.

Columbia: Toucha toucha toucha touch me

Magenta: I want to be dirty.

Columbia: Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me,

Magenta: Creature of the night.

Janet: Oh, toucha toucha toucha touch me I want to be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night.

Rocky: Creature of the night

Brad: Creature of the night?

Frank: Creature of the night.

Magenta: Creature of the night.

Riff Raff: Creature of the night.

Columbia: Creature of the night.

Rocky: Creature of the night!

Janet: Creature of the night.