Girl/Date

My Invitation

Her Excuse

F.

Would you like to go out with me tomorrow night?

Sorry, but I have already planned something for tomorrow night... I am buying a pizza in a carton box and eating it at home

V.

What do you think if one night we go out?

I am having some little troubles

G.

Can we go out together one night?

Sorry, but I am having nightmares at night because of work

A.

I was wondering when you'll be free one night so we can go out...

I have no idea

D.

2008-02-08

During a carnival party, wearing a mouse costume, a chat with a girl At the end I ask her phone number.

I am sorry, but I can not give you my phone number. You have the wrong costume.

U.

2008-02-10

In the pub, I am sitting next to a girl (very UGLY!). We are talking, but she is simply answering yes/no.

After a while, she stands up and says “I have to go to the toilet”. Then she goes in the direction opposite to the toilet (!!!)

G

At the phone: “I was wondering if you would like to go out with me Sunday night”

On Sunday night I am going out with my rugby team !!!!

S

2009-01-03

Via SMS: “I wish you an happy new year, even if I have the impression you don't want to give me anymore the chance to go out with you”

Answer via SMS “I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS IS A BAD PERIOD!!! NOW I'LL GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!”

Note: I don not know how long this “bad period” is going to last. But I would say at least 3 months: the previous time I asked her to go out was indeed 3 months before, and got the same excuse

S.

2009-02

After she nearly forced me to add her in my facebook list, some days later at the gym I ask her: What do you think if one night we go out for a drink ?

Now I have to go upstairs

L.

2009-04

Would you like to go to the cinema with my friends ?

Sorry but I am going to a new evening class and I do not have time to go out of my home.

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