Will you welcome please: The Oreo's

The black, black widow is sittin' in the middle of the web,

It's the fly she seeks.

You may be her lover but you never will recover,

'Cause she ain't had a bite for weeks.

You think you're the same, 'cause you got the same name,

But the widow has a mobile home.

Remember what I told you,

She got eight arms to hold you,

And she's never gonna let you roam

She'll tuck you into bed,

Truck on your head,

Then she'll wrap you as a midnight snack.

So if you see a spider,

Don't you sidle up beside her

Why'd you think the widow's wearin' black?

Queen bee, baby

Pray that you may be left on your own, uh huh

Nothin' she'll give you,

Gonna outlive you

But the queen bee's never gonna be alone

Long before Atlantis there has been a praying mantis

And you know why he's on his knees

He may have religion but he's just a sittin' pigeon

If a woman even starts to tease.

He won't even quibble if she has a little nibble on his neck,

What a way to go.

And now you done and torn it!

You been messin' with a hornet,

She's a blue-blooded wasp, you know.

And just as you do it,

She'll inject you with a fluid

That you ain't even got but none.

You're the meat on the plate,

Not even first rate,

She's gonna feed you to her seventh son.

Just like the Queen bee, baby

Pray that you may be left on your own,

Nothin' she'll give you,

Gonna outlive you

But the queen bee's never gonna be alone.

So, in conclusion, it's an optical illusion,

If you think that we're the weaker race.

Men got the muscle,

But the ladies got the hustle,

And the truth is starin' in your face.

The mother bear stalks,

And the queen of the hawks,

Is the one who brings home the bread.

The lion that is regal,

And the bold headed eagle,

Need a woman just to keep them fed.

But come the evenin',

We're like Adam and his Eve,

Inside the garden hear the serpents sound?

It's so frustratin',

When you're really into matin',

And there ain't a lovin' man around.

Whoever wrote this story,

Throw out the glory

Bring in the men (give me them and I'll swing)

Write me a sequel,

Give me an equal

And I'll give that man

I said I'm gonna give that lovin' man

I said I'm gonna give that lovin' man,

I'm gonna give him that lovin' sting!

Zap!

 

Written by R. Holmes

I want to learn what life is for

I don't want much,

I just want more

Ask what I want

And I will sing

I want everything (everything)

I'd cure the cold and the traffic jam

If there were floods,

I'd give a damn

I'd never sleep,

I'd only sing

Let me do everything (everything)

I'd like to plan a city,

And play the cello

Play at Monte Carlo,

Play Othello

Move into the White House,

Paint it yellow

Speak Portuguese and Dutch

And if it's not too much

I'd like to have the perfect twin

And who'd go out

As I come in

I've got to grab the big brass ring

So I'll have everything (everything)

I'm like the child who's set free

At the fun fair

Every ride invites me

And it's unfair

Saying that I only get my one share

Doesn't seem just

I could live as I must

If they'd give me the time

To turn the tide

Give me the truth

If once I lied

Give me the man

Who's gonna bring

More of everything

Then I'll have everything

Everything

 

Written by P. Williams & R. Holmes

Time has come again

And love is in the wind

Like some music in a dream

You made them all come true

When you came inside my life

Now I'm lost inside of you

Lost in the music and lost in your eyes

I could spend all of my time

Hearing songs you sing (Hearing songs you sing)

Feeling love you bring

Darling being close to you

Mode all

Made all my dreams come true

When you came inside my life

Now I'm lost inside of you

 

Written by B. Streisand & L. Russell

Love soft as an easy chair

Love fresh as the morning air

One love that is shared by two

I have found with you

Like a rose under the April snow

I was always certain love would grow

Love ageless and evergreen

Seldom seen by two

You and I will make each night the first

Everyday a beginning

Spirits rise and their dance is unrehearsed

They warm and excite us

'Cause we have the brightest love

Two lights that shine as one

Morning glory and midnight sun

Time... we've learned to sail above

Time... won't change the meaning of

One love

Ageless and ever evergreen...

 

Written by P. Williams & B. Streisand

I was warned as a child of thirteen

Not to act too strong

Try to look like you belong but don’t push girl

Save your time and trouble

Don't misbehave

I was raised in a "No You Don't World"

Overrun with rules

Memorize your lines and move as directed

That’s an age old story

Everybody knows that's a worn out song

But you and I are changing that tune

We're learning new rhythms from the woman

I said the woman in the moon

Little sister,

Little brother

Keep on pushin'

Don't believe a word about

Things you heard about

Askin' too much, too soon

’Cause they can hold back the tide

But they can never hold the woman in the moon

I believe there's a best of both worlds

Mixing old and new

Recognizing change is seldom expected

As I long suspected

They believed that strange was a word for wrong

Well not in my song

‘Cause you, you and I are changing that tune

We're learning new rhythms from that woman in the moon

Now little sister,

Little brother

Keep on pushin'

Don't believe a word about

Things you heard about

Askin' too much, too soon

’Cause they can hold back the tide

But they can never hold the woman

I said the woman in the moon...

 

Written by P. Williams & K. Ascher

Feeling love is feeling good,

I believe in love.

Feeling love is feeling good

I believe in love...

Feeling love... that's all,

That’s enough for me,

Yet I see...

I see...

Faces... covered-up and empty-eyed,

Empy spaces... where there used to be soul inside.

Norhing and no one ever gets to you,

Seems the wind could blow right through you,

Believing in Gods that never knew you.

I believe in love,

I believe in love,

I believe in feeling good

And that's feeling love

Now, worry... climbing up your money tree,

You got to hurry... monkey do what monkey see.

You're on o one-way street and you're speeding,

Missing the signs you ought be reading,

Passing things you'll later be needing

I believe in love...

What

I believe it nobody sold me

Always knew it nobody told me

I believe in someone to hold me

I believe in love,

I believe in love.

I do I believe in feeling good and that’s feeling love

(Feeling love is feeling good ...)

Feeling love...

That 's all, that's enough for me,

I won’t be....

Don't want to be lonely...

Sleeping in an empty bed,

Shouldn't be only a place to rest my head

I don’t want to find myself one day

Waking up and looking at Monday

Wirh some "What’s-His Name" left from Sunday,

I believe in love,

I believe it nobody sold me

Always knew it nobody told me

I believe in someone to hold me,

I believe in love

I believe in love,

I believe in feeling good

Ev'rybody should,

Believe in feeling good

Believin'...

Believin' love!

 

Written by B. Streisand & L. Russell

With one more look at you

I could learn to tame the clouds

And let the sun shine through

Leave a troubled past

And I might start anew

I'll solve the mysteries, if you're the prize

Refresh these tired eyes

With one more look at you

I might overcome the anger

That I've learned to know

Find a peace of mind

I lost so long ago

Your gentle touch has made me strong again

And I belong again

For when you look or me,

I'm everything and more that I had dreamed I'd be

My spirit feels a promise

I won't be alone

We'll love and live more,

Love and live forever

With one more look at you

I'd learn to change the stars

And change our fortunes too

I'd have the constellations paint your portrait too

So all the world might share this wondrous sight

The world could end each night

With one more look at you

With one more look at you

I want one more look at you

Are you watching me now?

Watch closely now

Your eyes are like fingers

Touching my body

Arousing me so

I'm riding the passion arising inside me

How high can I go?

You're comin' with me

I'm gonna show you how

And when it's scary,

I won't look down

Are you watching me now?

Watch closely now

I see the hunger arise in your eyes

And it's urging me

Urgin' me

Urgin' me on

Higher and harder and it's faster and farther

Than I've ever gone

Your pleasure is part of the secret

Of flight that I found

When I feel like an eagle

My soul has no place on the ground

Born out of madness

I'll double the danger with no net at all,

If you don’t look away

I'm secure in the fact

That you won't let me fall

Watch closely now

Are you watching me now

I'm the master magician

Who'll help you escape

From the lies you've been hold

When they're breaking your back

Bring the last straw to me

I turn straw into gold

I break chains made of boredom

That others have lived with for years

I leave good news on doorsteps

And laughs where there used to be tears

I'm gonna need you later

When you're not around

But I can take it

I won't look down

Watch closely now

Are you watching me now

Watch me now

Are you watching me now

Are you watching me now!

 

Written by P. Williams & K. Ascher