How about some Friday funny funnies?
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
ALARM CLOCK
I am thrown from my bed, the stuffed animals that my wife keeps sending me buy a pirated Xbox from the kaffiyah'd bandit at the base hospital store. of my bed, I glance at my German cellphone, the one I use as an alarm clock,
Double Cheeseburger feet and a bottle of water that peels off to
Her step-mom promised to take us to the hair dresser first thing in the morning, so we set 3 different alarm clocks, each one of them is 5 minutes later than the other, to make sure we'd actually get out of bed.
An Up DATE
Arrived at the hospital at 2PM and watched the cricket for half an hour in bed and then I was wheeled in to the theatre, told to lie on my side and they put a mask on me and what seemed like a couple of minutes they told me it was all
Goodbye neck, halo hospital
By law, the paramedics have to take you to the closest hospital. The IV in my right arm drips away, but if I bend that arm more than a little an alarm will go off, I try to get up out of bed wearing the halo for the first time.
Part VII: A Waddle In Time
When we arrived at the hospital, we ran in to the lobby. that they have a good comfort level with an alarm that will sound at 5000000 decibels at We returned to the hospital and resumed our place next to William's bed side where
A year ago today
We thought she had an accident in bed, but it was a false alarm. She asked my mom if she would like to move into a hospital bed. She doesn’t. The hospital bed and wheel chair arrived. They set up the bed in the living room.
Bug's Bleat - - GCF: Hospital Information
A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. Reside on a busy street populated by pricey, alarm-protected cars. Do aerobic exercise right before bed. Tone those muscles. Work that heart.
Totally Frakked: The Lost Room, Part 1 — Material Possessions
or messes up the sheets on the bed, the bear will have vanished and the bed will Joe hastens back to collect Anna at the hospital, but finds that The Weasel a small alarm clock that could help Joe rescue Anna from oblivion.
Some week
The alarm wakes me two hours later to tell me it's Dave has to take the gear home so Jennie and I decide to go with Dan to the hospital. I'm in bed just after 4 and this time, I have no trouble sleeping. I'm out like a light.

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