Eddie

Dr.Scott:From the day he was born
	He was trouble
	He was the thorn
	In his mother's side
	She tried in vain
Criminologist:But he never caused her nothing but shame 
Dr.S:	He left home the day she died
	From the day she was gone
	All he wanted
	Was rock and roll porn
	And a motorbike
	Shooting up junk
Crimin:	He was a low down cheap little punk 
Dr.S:	Taking everyone for a ride 
Chorus  When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
	You knew he was a no good kid
	But when he threatened your life
	With a switch blade knife
F-N-F:	What a guy 
Janet:	Makes you cry 
Dr.Scott:And I did 
Columbia:Everybody shoved him
	I very nearly loved him
	I said hey listen to me
	Stay sane inside insanity
	But he locked the door
	And threw away the key
Dr.S:	But he must've been drawn
	Into something
	Making him warn me
	In a note which reads
Chorus  What's it say? What's it say? 
Eddie:	I'm out of my head
	Oh hurry, or I may be dead
	They mustn't carry out their evil deeds
Chorus  When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
	You knew he was a no good kid
	But when he threatened your life
	With a switch blade knife
F-N-F:	What a guy 
J:	Makes you cry 
Dr.S:	And I did 
Chorus  When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
	You knew he was a no good kid
	But when he threatened your life
	With a switch blade knife
F-N-F:	What a guy 
Chorus  Whoa ho ho 
J:	Makes you cry 
Chorus  Hey hey hey 
Dr.S:	And I did 
Chorus  Eddie