Sweet Tramvestite

Frank-N-Furter:How do you do
	I see you've met my faithful handyman
	He's just a little brought down because
	When you knocked
	He thought you were the candyman
	Don't get strung out by the way I look
	Don't judge a book by its cover
	I'm not much of a man by the light of day
	But by night I'm one hell of a lover
	I'm just a sweet transvestite
	From Transexual, Transylvania
	Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
	You look like you're both pretty groovy
	Or if you want something visual
	That's not too abysmal
	We could take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
Brad:	I'm glad we caught you at home
	Could we use your phone?
	We're both in a bit of a hurry
Janet:	Right! 
B:	We'll just say where we are
	Then go back to the car
	We don't want to be any worry
F-N-F:	Well you got caught with a flat
	Well how 'bout that
	Well babies don't you panic
	By the light of the night
	It'll all seem alright
	I'll get you a Satanic mechanic
	I'm just a sweet transvestite
	From Transexual, Transylvania
	Why don't you stay for the night
Riff Raff:Night! 
F-N-F:	Or maybe a bite 
Columbia:Bite! 
F-N-F:	I could show you my favorite obsession
	I've been making a man
	With blonde hair and a tan
	And he's good for relieving my tension
	I'm just a sweet transvestite
	From Transexual, Transylvania
	Hit it! Hit it!
	I'm just a sweet transvestite
Chorus  Sweet Transvestite! 
F-N-F:	From Transexual 
Chorus  Transylvania 
F-N-F:	So come up to the lab
	And see what's on the slab
	I see you shiver with antici...pation
	But maybe the rain
	Isn't really to blame
	So I'll remove the cause
	But not the symptom