Dammit Janet

Brad: 	Hey, Janet 
Janet:	Yes, Brad? 
B:	I've got something to say 
J:	Uh huh? 
B:	I really love the...skillful way
	You beat the other girls
	To the bride's bouquet
J:	Oh...oh, Brad 
B:	The river was deep but I swam it 
Chorus  Janet 
B:	The future is ours, so let's plan it 
Chorus  Janet 
B:	So please don't tell me to can it 
Chorus  Janet 
B:	I've one thing to say, and that's
	Dammit Janet, I love you
	The road was long but I ran it
Chorus  Janet 
B:	There's a fire in my heart and you fan it 
Chorus  Janet 
B:	If there's one fool for you then I am it 
Chorus  Janet 
B:	I've one thing to say, and that's
	Dammit Janet, I love you
	Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
	There's three ways that love can grow
	That's good, bad, or mediocre
	Oh J-A-N-E-T, I love you so
J:	Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had 
Chorus  Oh, Brad 
J:	Now we're engaged and I'm so glad 
Chorus  Oh, Brad 
J:	That you met Mom and you know Dad 
Chorus  Oh, Brad 
J:	I've one thing to say, and that's
	Brad, I'm mad, for you too
	Oh, Brad
B:	Oh, dammit 
J:	I'm mad 
B:	Oh, Janet 
J:	For you 
B:	I love you too 
B J:	There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo 
B:	 And that's go see the man who began it 
Chorus  Janet 
B:	When we met in his science exam-it 
Chorus  Janet 
B:	Made me give you the eye and then panic 
Chorus  Janet 
B:	Now I've one thing to say, and that's
	Dammit Janet, I love you
	Dammit, Janet
J:	Oh Brad, I'm mad 
B:	Dammit, Janet 
B J:	I love you