And nobody lived more happily ever after.

I think I healed your fear of the dark side. But, to be certain, I’ll test you. 

Look, the old stupid prat who believes he’s playing Jedi Outcast!

Mum, is it true that two planets need to crush so that two Sarlaccs can kiss?

Where’s your bionic hand? It’s shooting the new Addam Family serie at the moment.

Just married.

Are you going out with a certain Leia? 

Well, mum, dad and uncle Luke had to go through all sorts of problems when they were young. Of course not. If what they tell was true, the Empire or the Bounty hunters would have certainly killed them off a long time ago.