"Now, take your light saber and kill me!"    ...    "Ha Ha Ha! It was tied to a rubber band!"

Do the rebels behind us have a visor? No, they don’t. Then I know how to stop them (fruit flies)

These Ewoks are driveing me crazy. C3PO tell them taht Chewbacca is full of fleas.  

What happened? We crashed into the prologue which has been wandering around since the first movie.  

I see you made another laser sword. Yes, but this one backfires.

Here I am at Jabba’s. Welcome to our monastery. Now you will have to say the Mass, the rosari and so on.  

R2, we need your help. We must open a door.  

I was also wondering why the Emperor’s name was Palpatine (Palpatine in italian means fondling)  

The movie is over. You can stop smoking spliffs in order to see ghosts now.  

Luke, are you sure that your plan will do? Sure, wait and see.  

Leia, I can see nothing at all. Well, that’s better.

You, prat, I told you to fold your wings when you land.  

I can’t believe you want to kill a poor helpless old man.  

And so, would I be your sister? Tell me the truth. Isn’t it another excuse to make me have an abortion.

I’m afraid that the flying chair trick didn’t work. Wait a sec. I’ll burst some Ewoks. Then I bet it will work.  

Let’s not tell Ackbar that we ate squids in the restaurant.