How old are you, Maggie, in this photo?
Oh Here I am six years old!
Who are these people, Maggie?
These are my grandparents, John and Emily...
Oh They don’t look old! How old are they?
My granddad is sixty-nine and my grandma’s sixty-three.
And this young man, who is he?
This is my uncle Bob and this is his wife, my aunt Sheila.
And this one? Is this another of your aunts?
Oh she's aunt Sheila's sister, Paula.
Have you got any cousins, Maggie?
Of course, I have, These are Andrew and Jane: they're twins, as you can see. They're uncle Bob's children.
And this young lady? Is she another of your aunts?
Yes, she is. She's aunt Elisabeth and this young boy is her son Bill.
How old is your cousin?
Bill's fifteen.
There isn't your uncle: her husband, I mean.
Uncle Bart isn't in this photo because he was at work when we shot it.
Your aunt Betty is very good-looking, how old is she?
You are very curious, Jack, and you know it's unpolite to ask women's age: anyway, she's thirty-seven.
Maggie's mother comes from the kitchen:
... and do you want to know my age, Jack?
Well... I don't. You really look very young Mrs. Norton...
Sure! I'm thirty-six. People sometimes, think Maggie and I are sisters.
Really? My compliments, Mrs Norton!