More,Perharps, Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Santa Barbara's Harley Kozak.
An interview with Harley Kozak by Harley Kozak
For the last year, Harley has played the character of Mary Duvall McCormack on Santa Barbara. She has also appeared on the soaps Guiding Light and Texas in the roles of Annabelle Reardon and Brette Wheeeler, respectively. The interview takes place in Harley's living room, in a rustic house in Laurel Canyon, CA. There is no furniture in the room, so we sit on the floor. A TV and VCR play silently throughout the interview. Harley drinks huge amounts of diet soda.
Q.
Harley, I see you're still getting settled here in California. When do you
expect to get some forniture?
A. I don't. I left everything back in New York and I find I'm living
pretty well without things. I did buy a TV and VCR, as you can see. I don't have
a stereo yet, so to listen to music, I go out and sit in my car.
Q. Yes. Well, enough about interior decorating. What our readersare
hoping for is some nitty-gritty, some glamor, some dirt. Like, do you have any
illegitimate children and does Lane Davies(Mason Capwell) kiss well and where
did you really get that name?
A.
O.K.
Q.
To begin. Harley, for the longest time, you've been playing the oldest virgin in
daytime. How does that feel?
A.
It's all relative, really. A year ago, Mary was living in a convent, wearing a
habit, calling home to Mother Superior. Compared to that, life today is pretty
racy.
Q.
You went from playing a popular character on a popular show to playing a nun on
a low-rated show. How did they talk you into that?
A.
One had nothing to do with the other. I left GL because I'd been doing it for
two years and it was beginning to feel like a job. SB didn't come into the
picture till a week later and I took the part because it seemed like an
adventurous thing to do. I liked that it was a new show. There was some great
acting on it. And besides that, I was being evicted from my apartment in New
York. I had to move anyway so I figured, why not move to California?
Q.
Do you miss New York?
A.
Yes. Painfully.
Q.
What do you like about California?
A.
My car. The Pacific Coast Highway. Mexican food.
Q.
What's the biggest difference between California soaps and New York soaps, in
your experience?
A.
Dressing rooms. On GL, Kim Zimmer(Reva) and I shared a dressing room the size of
a bread box. We always meant to clean out the remains of the 43 previous actors
who inhabited it, but we never got out around to it-possibly out of fear of
finding the corpse of alan Spaulding underneath it all. On SB, the dressing
rooms are big enough for a family of three, with separate baths and, if you play
your cards right, TVs, phones, refrigerators....
Q.Since you left GL, its ratings
have dropped and SB's ratings have risen. Do you feel personally responsible for
this? A. No.
There's an enormous amount of talent on the show.
Q. Don't you evere get tired of wearing dowdy clothes and playing goody two
shoes characters?
A. Brette Wheeler(Texas) never wore dowdy clothes. And just
because my character are generally morally upright people, what doesn't mean
they don't get to be psychic, adulterous, hallucinatory, deceitful, violent and
have as many erotic dreams as the next guy.
Q.You have played several story lines dealing with the supernatural. How
about you? Are you psychic?
A. I knew you were going to ask that question.
Q. What else do you know about me?
A. I feel you are the youngest of....eight children. You had a very
happy childhood. You were born in Pennsylvania, but you grew up on a farm
in...Kansas.
Q. Nebraska.
A. Whatever.
Q. Amazing. Now, Harley, let's get personal. Did you really have an
affair with Kin Shriner( ex-Scotty, GH), as reported in the press?
A. That's a pretty tacky question.
Q. That's my job.
A. Look, I have to say something for my memoirs. However, I'll say this:
Kin Shriner taught me three when I came to L.A. One, how to get to Disneyland:
two, how to break into a house using a credit card; and three, that every
experience in life is a potential half-baked idea for a screenplay. And for
this, I'll always love him.
Q. Are you sleeping with anyone now? A.
I've learned never to answer that question, not only in the interest of good
taste, but because by the time the article is printed, all such situations can
and usually do change. Q. Do you keep in touch with any
of your old soap friends?
A.Sure. I hang out a lot with Carolyn Ann Clark(ex-Lesley Ann Monroe) and
Michael Woods(ex-Jim Reardon) and every few months I'll run into Marsha Clark
(ex-Hillary Bauer), Grant Aleksander(ex-Philip Spaulding), Phil
MacGregor(ex-Frederick Bauer), Kim Morgan Green(ex-Nicole Love, AW), Lee
Lawson(ex-Bea Reardon), Vincent Irizaryr(ex-Lujack) and of course, Robert
Newman(ex-Josh Lewis).
Q. What do you spend your money on?
A. I have a wonderful house in the nirth woods of Minnesota on a lake,
with seven acres of land. I have a piano in New York that lives with my cousin
Bobby, a car in the carage, and I eat a lot of sushi and rent a lot of movies
and that pretty moch takes care of it.
Q. You rent a lot of movies. That's what you do for a good time?
A. Yeah, I'll get attached to a movie and play it over and over till I have it memorized. Once I had a movie out for thirty-seven days. When that happens, it becomes cheaper to buy the movie.
Q. I guess that explain why we have Blade Runner going on niw in the background?
A. Yeah, it's my current favorite. It makes me cry.
Q. you've mentioned your car a few times. What's the big deal?
A. That's what I always wondered, "what's the big deal?" I always lovess subways, and my husband showed me that '53 chevy pickup trucks are definitely human and, of course, motorcycles obviously are, but I never understood cars
Q. Wait a minute. You're married?
A. I use d to be. Anyway, I got to California and I'd had my license about two days and suddenly I noticed cars. The ones I really noticed were Porches, Ferraris e Rolls Royce Corniche convertibles. But, as Michael Woods pointed out to me, " A car is not a house." Meaning, this is not Miami Vice. Meaning, why not try for somrthing more economical? Meaning, nobody would insure a person like you in car like that. So, I got Huey, a charcoal grey Mazda RX7, but the funny thing is, Huey is like a house to me....and a pet,a best friend, a shrink, a rock concert, ego....
Q. Speaking of ego, you once stated you'd like to win an Oscar, Emmy, Tony, Grammy and Pulitzer Prize. When will you start?
A. I changed my mind. It's a stupid ambition. If nominated, I'd run out and buy some ridiculously expensive dress and lose sleep and be impossible to live with. If I didn't win, I'de be hideously depressed and if I did win, I'd be depressed a few days later when the shock wore off and life went on, and then what would I have? A ridiculously expensive dress and nowhere to wear it. Obviously, creativity is its own reward.
Q. So If nominated, you'd just stay home?
A. What are you crazy? (At this point, Harley excuses herself in order to cancel her English riding lesson.) Q. Do you have a horse? A. Heck, no. I'm still trying to get my boots on and off by myself. Robin Mattson (Gina Capwell) and I are thinking of buying a horse together, but I don't know. I think I'll be ready for a horse in about two more years, once I reach the point where I can saddle him in under three hours.
Q. So, in between eating sushi and saddling horses, you still find time to be a record producer, right?
A. Yes. If you are a fan of bluegrass, you will love the album , PETE KOZAK:
DRINKING FRIENDS, featuring my own song , "Under the table Again", as
well as a photo of Pete and me and friends on the record jacket. Pete's my
brother.
Q. Where can one buy this album?
A. Simply send $10 to: Pete Kozak/266 SW. Cummings/Corvallis, Oregon 97333.
Q. Do you have a fanclub?
R. No. I'm running about fourteen months behind in answering my fan mail,
so it seems to me a fan club, like a publicist or psychoterapist, is one more
thing I wouldn't be able to put enough time into. Life is short. I'm trying to
keep it simple.
Q. How old are you?
A. This is kind of personal. How old are you?
Q. 29. C'mon, Harley, tell us something controversial. How is it to kiss Lane
Davies and Jon Lindstrom(Mark McCormack)?
A. They're both great kissers.
Q.Can't you tell us anything shocking about yourself?
A. I hated E.T.