I’m a Work Of Art

Do you wanna change your girlfriend

For my cheap slut mistress?

Hey! Gimme back my bullets!

Goodwill gives bad press

Carved lines of the wasted decades

Cruelly crack my face

Shut up! Shut up!

I’m a diva of disgrace

The pope drives a Rolls Royce

And I want one too

They didn’t sell me any booze

What the fuck can I do???

I am a priceless work of art!

A genius, misunderstood

I am a priceless work of art!

I’m the winner, the art that could!

I poured down my throat a gallon of

White wine and threw up red

Are you lonesome tonight?

Here’s what you don’t wanna get

Carved lines of the wasted decades

Cruelly crack my face

Shut up! Shut up!

I’m a diva of disgrace

The pope drives a Rolls Royce

And I want one too

They didn’t sell me any booze

What the fuck can I do???

I am a priceless work of art!

A genius, misunderstood

I am a priceless work of art!

I’m the winner, the art that could!

I’m a work of art!

I’m a work of art!

I’m a work of art!

I’m the winner, the art that could!