Visto che la stagione cinematografica batte la fiacca, andiamo avanti con il serial "Comprehending Engineers".
Come al solito il pigro sono io, quindi ve lo traducete voi. Have a good time! :-)
 

COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE THREE ***

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
 
 

COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE FOUR ****1/2

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
 
 

COMPREHENDING ENGINEERS - TAKE FIVE ***1/2

To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the  glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
 

Il certosino raccoglitore di queste amenità è stato il Gioda!
 
 

LEGENDA:

    * lasciare perdere
   ** cosi' e cosi'
  *** da vedere
 **** grande
***** capolavoro

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level 0 = livello minimo, vai tranqui.
level 5 = livello massimo, l'archetipo del gossip.