TEST: Supposed Former Alanis Junkie?!
Are U an Alanis-Junkie? Answer the questions below counting "YES" and "NO" and U know it...!!!
| 1) | People say "Alanis" just to get ur attention. |
| 2) | People start taping Alanis things on TV for you. |
| 3) | Just as ur getting ready to sit down and watch Alanis Unplugged, ur friend calls you to remind you its on. |
| 4) | You start saying "Muchly". |
| 5) | Ur beginning to run out of wall space for Alanis posters, so you start on the celings. |
| 6) | People cut out Alanis articles for you. |
| 7) | You can't go one day without saying her name at least once. |
| 8) | EVERYONE know you love her. |
| 9) | Ur favorite Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie song is "Would Not Come". |
| 10) | Most of ur computer disk space is Alanis files. |
| 11) | You have an Alanis website. |
| 12) | You bought all of Tori Amos' CD's just because Alanis toured with her during the summer of '99. |
| 13) | You have a harmonica. |
| 14) | Sometimes, the first thing you say to a person when you meet them is, "Do you like Alanis?". |
| 15) | You defend her in arguments. |
| 16) | Even though you own SFIJ and JLP (with imports, bootlegs, singles, videos, etc...)if you see it on a sound sampler at a CD store, you'll listen to it. |
| 17) | Ur friends think ur insane for spending all ur money on her. |
| 18) | You write frequent fan letters. |
| 19) | NO ONE can talk to you while ur listening to Alanis, because it's such a thought provoking process. |
| 20) | You know her mothers maiden name. |
| 21) | You can sit down with someone, and give them Alanis' full life story in 20 minutes or less. |
| 22) | If you had the choice between 1 million dollars, or the day with Alanis, you pick the day with Alanis. |
| 23) | You start naming ur pets, "Alanis", "Nadine", or anything else Alanis related. |
| 24) | Most of ur friends have learned to deal with her. |
| 25) | You belong to at least 3 Alanis mailing lists. |
| 26) | You make frequent trips to alanismorissette.com |
| 27) | Ur credit cards are maxed from the AlanisMorissette.com store, Amazon, & CDNow. |
| 28) | NO CD, Bootleg, interview, single, book, or ANYTHING will be forgotten about until you buy it. |
| 29) | You start wearing "skants". |
| 30) | You polish ur nails wierdly. |
| 31) | You start eating bagels for breakfast like every day. |
| 32) | You send her birthday, Christmas, Easter, and other holiday cards. |
| 33) | Nothing else seems to make you happier then listening to SFIJ on a nice sunny day. |
| 34) | Ur goal in life is to meet her. |
| 35) | You start talking in song quotes. |
| 36) | You own at least 50 bootlegs and 10 shirts. |
| 37) | If you see someone in public, wearing an Alanis shirt, you stop them and compliment their wonderful source of fashion. |
| 38) | Ur so much more mature then others ur age. |
| 39) | You look like her. |
| 40) | You WILL buy a $6.00 magazine, just cos it has a half page article about Alanis in it. |
| 41) | Most of the people on ur buddy list are Alanis fans. |
| 42) | You spend endless hours on eBay. |
If U sinked more "YES"...: CONGRATULATION! U are an Alanis-Junkie too!!!
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