THE SORROWS' WONDERFUL LYRICS (ALPHABETICAL ORDER)
189
When the silence comes to my mind
And I don't know
What I will do with you
My mother says to me
"Son get a job"
but I don't want to work.
And I don't find find
a girlfriend for me
Better crazy than bitch.
When my happiness is blind
And I don't know
What I want from you.
When there's no word I can find
And I feel lost
I'm falling for you.
And I don't find find
a girlfriend for me
Better crazy than bitch.
I'll never find
a girlfriend for me
Better crazy than bitch.
189: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
Chorus:
4 hours for my life
4 hours only with you
4 hours in my bed
4 hours to fuck with you
Maybe I can resist only five minutes
but it is my first time with you
I don't want to waste this night with you
Chorus
Sorry but it's too late now
and I must be at home
It's only a Saturday night
and the summer will come...
Chorus
I'm not too familiar with the sex
but I've got a good friend
he will explain me what to do
To make lovre with you
Chorus 1x
4 hours for my life
4 hours only with you
4 hours in my bed
4 hours with my hand
(Sorry but this bitch is a man!)
4 HOURS: music and lyrics by
ed burton / richard shearer
Motherfucker, cuntlicker
Cocksucker, Fuck your father
Cock sucker, cuntlicker
Motherfucker, Fuck your father
I fucked them all.
(THE BALLAD OF THE) GOOD GUYS: music and lyrics by Ed Burton
ANOTHER DAY I FELL IN LOVE
Another tear upon my face
Another day I'm going to waste
She looks so cool today...
So I'm looking for my friends
I guess they're using their 2 hands
Can't find them anywhere
But nothing's gonna change
things will always be the way she says
Well I will say
Chorus:
Let's go away - another day I fell in love
My friends aren't gay - another day I fell in love
I fell in love once, I fell in love twice
but I just keep on losing my sight oh yeah
Let's go away - Another day I fell in love
Another time I'm going to lose
I'm sick of realizing I want you
It's what I always do
And so I'm thinking about when
She fucked up all my life and kickED my ass
But I still think of her
I'll lose it all again
I will never find someone like her
And I won't say
Chorus:
Let's go away - another day I fell in love
What could I say? - another day I fell in love
You left me once, you left me twice
but I'll just keep on losing my pride oh yeah
Let's go away - Another day I fell in love
Why do you thnk I should be
the perfect guy that you want me to be?
I'll go away
I'm just a boy with nothing else
but someone that I like to call "myself"
I can't pretend - Another day I fell in love
Another day I fell in love with the wrong girl...
Another day I fell in love.
ANOTHER DAY I FELL IN LOVE: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
ANTHEM OF A GIRL
Her eyes are like the sea but now I'm sinking
her heart is like the sun but now I'm burning
I feel so idiot when she laughs with her friends
One time she kissed me only for a bet
Bridge:
And when I think of you
I will be coming soon
Chorus:
Go go, she listens to the punk-rock
my heart explodes but I wanna escape from her
Go go, she listens to the punk-rock
my heart explodes but I wanna escape from her.
Her voice is like the wind that now is blowing
When she walks she leaves a stripe of hail
She wants a happy family with a husband and two sons
Home, car and job but tomorrow you will die
Chorus:
Go go, she listens to the punk-rock
my heart explodes but I wanna escape from her
Go go, she listens to the punk-rock
my heart explodes but I wanna escape from her.
A little love for a little time,
don't be shy don't be shy
A little love for a little time,
don't be shy don't be shy with me
(2x)
Chorus:
Go go, she listens to the punk-rock
my heart explodes but I wanna escape from her
Go go, she listens to the punk-rock
my heart explodes but I wanna escape from her.
(Now I have more chances than before) But I want to escape from her.
ANTHEM OF A GIRL: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
BACK TO SCHOOL
Another song to write
another show tonight
everything seems so out of sight
Another girl like you
would make me fall it's true
So I here I think again
about the first time when
You gave me head
But it's all gone away
ain't nothin' left to say
it's happening again
Chorus:
Everytime that I see you
everytime that I need you
everytime I think of you
(I jack off in my room)
and everytime that I want you
everytime that I call you
you hang up the phone sayin'
Sorry, tonight I'm not free
Another fuckin' day
another fuckin' night
without you by my side
without you in my eyes
I only think of you
It's all that I can do
Just jack off in my room
Chorus:
Everytime that I see you
everytime that I need you
everytime I think of you
and everytime that I want you
everytime that I call you
you hang up the phone sayin'
Sorry, tonight I'm not free
BACK
TO SCHOOL: music and lyrics by ed burton/richard shearer
CHRISTMAS SONG
It's Christmas time again
and my dog's becoming old
So I count on you my last resort
my last beer...
My last beer (8x)
I see her there with her cool ass
and my brain's forgetting bore
I've lost my hope under my bed
with my playboy...
Oh oh oh (8x)
Is Santa gay?
I'll get nothin' but by this year
I will be good if I'm with you
I won't pretend I'll only ask
just one blow-job
From you tonight
Oh oh oh
Just don't hold it too tight!
CHRISTMAS SONG: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
DANCE
FOR ME
Everyday I see your eyes
you look so cool, you look so nice
(You're) With your friends, you write me off
But I could never get enough
Bridge:
And in my mind, I keep memories
but they won't fade so fast
they're all my past!
Everynight I see you there
you're with a boy and I'm by myself
and I play with my punk-rock band
dreaming of us in the sand
Bridge:
And in my mind, I keep memories
but they won't fade so fast
this time they'll last!
Chorus:
'Cause I don't want to leave again
no I am sick of changing
And I don't want to leave again
I just want to be myself
Everyday I come to school
and know I'll never be that cool
So I'll drink my last beer
before I go away from here
Bridge:
And in my mind, I'll keep memories
of every single night
wrong or right!
Chorus.
It seems like these things outside this door
are all tht we've never seen before
So I will try to make this last
I swear I'll never be over my past.
Chorus.
I will save this one last dance
to think of you all by myself
I will try to make this last
but please don't blame me if I come to fast.
DANCE FOR ME: music and lyrics by richard shearer
DON'T
FORGET ME
Another day at school
Another day with fuckin' rules
A father with nothing to do
Look at the window into my room
Sha la la la la la la la
2x
In my eyes there is some sand
Now let me hold your hand
Worse than this my life couldn't be
And I want to disappear
Sha la la la la la la la
(Don't want to be alone)
Sha la la la la la la la
(I'm standing by the phone)
Sha la la la la la la la
(but no one ever calls)
Sha la la la la la la la
(and so I'm talking to myself)
Now you come to me
and tell me "I'm sorry"
But I'm not that stupid
Don't wait for me, I won't be here
Sha la la la la la la la
(Don't want to be alone)
Sha la la la la la la la
(I'm standing by the phone)
Sha la la la la la la la
(but you will never call)
Sha la la la la la la la
(and so I'll wait for this to end)
Why did you kiss me
and then you just kicked my ass?
It's all right, 'cause we've fallen apart
But please don't play with my heart.
Sha la la la la la la la
(I'm sick of being alone)
Sha la la la la la la la
(and of standing by the phone)
Sha la la la la la la la
(I'll wait for this to end)
Sha la la la la la la la
(alone all by myself)
DON'T FORGET ME: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take directions, and my socks are never clean
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I can't do nothin' right
Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else, yeah
L.A. told me, "You'll be a porn star,
All you have to change is everything you are."
Tired of being compared to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty when shesucks dicks
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me something?
A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe me somethin'?
I need some VIAGRA or something else
'Cause I'm a hazard to myself.
Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
Because my girlfriend is a whore...
..and Ed Burton gives blow-jobs! (Fuck you!)
DON'T LET ME GET ME: music and lyrics by PINK / additional lyrics by richard sherarer
DON'T SAY IT'S OVER
I feel alone, there's nobody by my side
my hope has gone, none of my stars is gonna shine
I just can't see though everything's such a shit
And nothing's like it all should be
I ain't got a friend, they're living just inside my head
I know I've lost everything
Walking alone I'm always walkin' by myself
Sorry, guys, I'm not like that
Chorus: So I close my eyes, feel you're deep inside of me
but you don't even know my name
It feels so sad and all the things inside my head
are all about you, they're all about you.
Under the rain I feel I still can taste the pain
but I've had enough of all his success
Don't wait for me, I'll join them by less than a minute
It's the end of it all.
Chorus
DON'T SAY IT'S OVER: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
It is sure, he wants to go with her
in the bathroom
She is bored of hiding but she don't want to come with me
They are drunk, am I too? But I'm not in the bathroom
I've wasted my time tonight I won't come along with you.
So here I remember everything I didn't know
was not as cool as she thought that it could be
I miss you 'cause you're not here, I never get what I want
Another year's going by and what about you and I?
Now now now - always in the bathroom
now now now - fuckin' in the bathroom
now now now - I'm drinkin' my last beer
All i know is just that I won't come back to you.
It all sucks but he will go with her in the bathroom
I'm quite sure that she won't know somehow I'm gonna miss her
So I will be standing here wastin' my new year's day
And you will be havin' fun giving him all that you've got
Now now now - always in the bathroom
now now now - with in the bathroom
now now now - everybody's laughing
all i know is just that I won't come back to you.
..and she said
"I have never thought that I would keep this up for so much time, and
I have never thought that I would keep this up for so much time, and
I have never thought that I would keep this up for so much time, and
I have never thought that I would keep this up for so much time, and...
Now now now - he's running from the bathroom
now now now - she jacks off in the bathroom
now now now - she's covered all the bathroom
now I'm sure that I don't want to come back to you
Come back to you.
Come back to you.
Come back to you.
Come back to you (now I'm sure that I don't want to come back to you).
DRINKIN' MY LAST BEER: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
DUMBED
(Verse 1):
I have lost my direction
In my heart there's an infection
The sky is falling
There's some smoke in my eyes
You're not here, it's no surprise
I'm dumbed, I'll turn off the lights
Chorus:
And I can't speak
I've lost my voice
And I can't live
I'm sick of it
And I can't think
I've lost my mind
And I can't live
I'm sick of it
(Verse 2):
I've been trying to escape
these feelings that I can't explain
It's late, it's too late
The sky is lighted everywhere
I'm too shy to call you and dare
To bring you there...
Chorus:
'Cause I can't speak
I've lost my voice
And I can't live
I'm sick of it
And I can't think
I've lost my mind
And I can't live
I'm sick of it
(Verse 3):
You are looking at the window
I'm so scared about the shadows
Now welcome to hell
But you are the girl for me
'Cause you offer me the beer
Don't worry about me
Chorus:
If I can't speak
'cause I've lost my voice
And I can't live
I'm sick of it
And I can't think
I've lost my mind
And I can't live
I'm sick of it
(Repeat verse 3)
I'm sick of it.
DUMBED: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
EVERYTHING ENDS
I've been sitting on this chair
thinking of the times we spent
This is the last day of my life
and I don't want to watch it pass me by.
If I could waste another smile
and if I could spend another time
I guess it wouldn't be so bad to die.
Chorus:
This is the last time that I'm trying to make you smile
and I'm trying to make you forget I'll be gone in a while.
I've been thinking of myself
Reviewing all the times we spent
Will I be forgotten or get a place in your head?
Nothing's good and nothing's bad
all I've learnt is that everything ends
And there will be a time when
everybody will turn their back.
Chorus
EVERYTHING ENDS: music and lyrics by richard sherarer
EMO SONG
So I didn't catch the fall.
EMO SONG: music and lyrics by sorrows
FUCKIN_BOY
This is not my mind
so I close my eyes
We're livin' in a black light
and you waste your days
in a class room
so you write in a book
That I repress
all my feelings for you
but my words aren't true
I'm gonna try
to explain to me
that you're only a dream
Chorus:
I have to stay?
I have to go?
but I wanna be alone
I have to stay
and think of you
'cause I'm a scruffy boy and you're a scruffy girl too
If I think
about right and wrong
my days are too long
Livin' in a street
drinkin some beer
and it's hard to resist
Chorus
FUCKIN_BOY: music and lyrics by ed burton
HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS
She never says my name but she watches on my pants
she doesn't my want my heart but she looks for my dick.
She comes to my school, she walks on the stairs
she smiles on my face but she's bored of me
She's bored of me (6x)
She doesn't know my name, she always looks at him
she likes another guy, she won't suck my dick oh yeah
She won't suck my dick (6x)
She gives blow-jobs to him but she'll never notice me
she spends her break with him but she now looks at me
My mum is bored to have a punk son
Who wears dirty clothes, dirty shoes and use dirty words
And use dirty words (6x)
She's stuck in my head.
HIGH SCHOOL SUCKS: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
Yammebbello uagliò!
I was walkin' down that street
She is the one everyone likes to meet
I said my name, she gave me head
That is why I'm stressing all of my friends just by sayin'
Chorus:
Let's get back to Napoli
Napoli, Napoli (O sole, o mare)
Let's get back to Napoli
Napoli, Napoli (O sole, o mare)
Let's get back to Napoli
Let's get back to Napoli
(Oh yeah)
Yammebbello uagliò!
I was driving lonely and I met her again
I tried to forget her but she's stuck in my brain
She likes getting dumb and fucking me by drinking some wine
I once turned my back her cock was bigger than mine
So I wont say
Chorus:
Let's get back to Napoli
Napoli, Napoli (O sole, o mare)
Let's get back to Napoli
Napoli, Napoli (O sole, o mare)
Let's get back to Napoli
Let's get back to Napoli
Napoli, oh yeah
Napoli, oh yeah
So how could I forget her name if I don't even know it?
And how could I forgive her if her one is longer?
Let's get back to Napoli
Napoli, Napoli (O sole, o mare)
Let's get back to Napoli
Napoli, Napoli (O sole, o mare)
Let's get back to Napoli
Let's get back to Napoli
(Repeat to fade)
HOME SWEAT HOME: music and lyrics by richard shearer
I'm stupid what can I do?
Don't blame me one day you'll like me too
Been waiting but nothing comes
I know she hates me but everything's all right when she comes aorund
Everything sucks, everything sucks everything sucks
everything feels like it's me 'cause it sucks
me 'cause it sucks, me 'cause it sucks
knocked down I'll never get up.
I DON'T WANNA BE STUPID: music and lyrics by richard sherarer
I'LL GIVE YOU MY HEART
I will wait for you tonight
cause my pants are supertight
And I just want to stand by you.
I'm still waiting in your room,
look at myself am I cool?
It's the first time we get out.
Keep on knockin' on your door
picutres of some years before
will I ever be like him?
You are beautiful to me
I would pass my life like this
Staring at your face like an idioooooooooooot
Idioooooooooooot
I know I am really scared
All my friends say it's not fair
I'm the luckiest guy tonight.
I should be like them at home
Having stupid jokes with the phone
I don't know why but I'm here with yoooooooooooou
(Do I bore you sayin' that you're really cool?)
But it's just the truth.
Night is almost over too
I am still looking at you
While I listen to you sating
"Thank you, it was really fun
to me you're the only one"
Then I kiss you and I wake up once agaaaaaaaaaaaain
All alone in my beeeeeeeeeeeed.
I'LL GIVE YOU MY HEART: music and lyrics by richard sherarer
KATE
She often looks at me but she just WANTS MY DICK
Take off her pants then takes off mine, ain't TIME TO SPEND
Her shirts are really tight her thong is COLOURED BLUE
Sometimes she wears a yellow one, but anyway we have fun,
[and she's so cool
She's got a friend but she cheats her, she SAYS SHE'S PURE
When she was 8 she gave it away she's NOT A FOOL
She's always almost naked 'cause she's READY TO START
She's got blue eyes, needs no advice or she'll get
[cooler than I've ever known
Bridge: Don't go away, please my girl stay
Know you're not mine but you could be, for the eternity
Chorus:
She's got some fleshy lips and they'll be GETTING MINE
They're always in my dreams and they're the STARRING OF ALL THE TIME
Her long blond hair makes me suppose she likes T-rex
And all I'm gonna do is only her
[She's my guitar
(Verse 2):
She's perfect and she's beautiful she'll never give it up
She just likes doing this kind of things when she is drunk and done
She smokes a lot of cigarettes, don't want her anymore
And all my friends take turns for her, to get her one
Chorus:
She's nice and cool and beautiful she drives me out of mind
I'm just another fucked up boy who'd do everything to make her smile
She'll never be my one but she will always be in my bed
Just what am I gonna do when she's not there?
I'll take another guitar.
KATE: music and lyrics by richard shearer
LOSERS OF THE YEAR
I'm a phenomenal guy.
I see her everywhere she walks
but she don't know me
I'm wastin' all my fuckin' time
To keep believing
Everything's gonna be fine one more time
and I will finally make her mine
I'm a phenomenal guy.
I dream her when I close my eyes
but she don't dream me
All that I can do is lose
I just can't win her
everything's gonna be fine in my mind
but that girl is never gonna be mine
i'm no phenomenal guy.
I hear her voice I call her name
but she's not listening
All that I'm supposed to do
is only losing.
LOSERS OF THE YEAR: music and lyrics by
richard sherarer
I'm alone in my room and I
feel so sad but I remember I have my friendly hand.
So I think about my friend's mom and I want her bad
'cause I'm alone again in my bed.
'Cause you know I'm just a kid
and I want to play with my dick
and don't worry because
I know that your mother's a whore.
I'm in front of my tv and I'm watching my dick
but I'm getting sick of the girl of the street.
And I'm looking for my friend's mom 'cause she wants to have fun
but I'm too fucked up to get over this one.
'Cause you know I'm just a kid
and I want to play with my dick
and don't worry because
I know that your mother's a whore.
Me and my hand, me and my best friend
me and my hand, me and my best friend
Over and over again, me and my hand again
Me and my hand again.
ME AND MY HAND: music and lyrics by richard sherarer, ed burton, the banana man
MILLENNIUM IDIOT
(Shearer)
I boxed up all she had
and threw it away
‘cause she didn’t wanna stay
But now I know she is back
and she said I’m a brat
She only needed cigarettes
Bridge:So was I the one
guy who just misunderstood
stupid brat without a use
call me so, ‘cause I know I’m the MILLENNIUM IDIOT
Thought she said I’m not a man,
but she said "I’ll be back"
so I sold her things again
No more me left to break
thought she said I was fake
So I smashed her brand new car
Bridge:Why am I so mad?
Ate her dresses ‘cause I thought she said
That my dear cat was fat
Call me lame, I’m a shame? No, I’m the MILLENNIUM IDIOT
Wish you weren’t there
When I took her out and left the keys inside the car oh damn
Might be lame, but I won’t pay for her, I’m not that idiot!
Idiot. Idioooot. Idiot.
MILLENNIUM IDIOT: music and lyrics by richard shearer
My girlfriend is a bitch, my girlfriend is a bitch,
My girlfriend is a bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch
My girlfriend likes my dick, my girlfriend likes my dick,
My girlfriend likes my dick cause she's a bitch bitch bitch.
My girlfriend is a whore, she looks for more and more
She's looking for a dick cause of mine she's getting sick.
My girlfriend is a bitch, my girlfriend is a bitch,
My girlfriend is a bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch.
MY GIRLFRIEND: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
She's taken all I've given
and she just doesn't care
if I need to know that somebody's there
And when I'm feeling sad, well
she's laughing with her friends
if I looked at her she would say I'm mad
I can't hold on to myself
I'd be too fake, I can't pretend
I won't go away or kill myself
Just want to stop lying to myself
I don't have something to believe
and I don't know what she thinks about me
oh fuckin' shit
Everyday I see her at school
oh my god she's very cool
and there's no doubt
Chorus: ooh ooh ooh ooh Francine doesn't know
ooh ooh ooh ooh Francine doesn't know
She has got some stupid friends
they used to play with their hands
suckin' dicks everywhere
She has also a boyfriend
he is in a baby-gang
And he kicks me in the ass
NO LIFE: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard shearer
PERFECT GIRL
You make me sick when
you don't understand
that I do not want you just as a friend
and so you bring me down again.
So you leave me alone
with my sorrows
and I feel abandoned with the world
and now you've got to go.
Chorus:
so please don't come back to me
don't come back to me
don't come back to me
don't come back to me
So everything goes
the same way as before
but I just don't wanna hear you no more
I'm sick and I'm bored.
You don't care about me
and you can't see
that I don't want to be
just a memory
Chorus
You make me sick when
you don't understand
that I do not want you just as a friend
PERFECT GIRL: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer
SANTA CLAUS IS STUPID AND SO AM I
I know it doesn't mean a thing
and I know I could never be like him.
But everytime I see you there
I hope that someday you will care about me
at Christmas time!
Right now that Santa is coming here
Try not to fart and I'll tell him my wish.
I will not ask to see him less fat and I won't ask another cat to kill
I won't waste my chance tonight
To see you, to hold you
In another dream
Right here, my dear
Until I wake up once again.
You're always here inside my head
but I get you only with my hands.
And everytime you look at him
I wish I was not so stupid
So I will waste another night
To see you, to hold you
In another fucking dream
I'm sick of jacking off
Until I realize you're not with me.
SANTA CLAUS IS STUPID AND SO AM I: music and lyrics by richard sherarer
SATAN'S
HELPERS
We're 3 drunk guys and we like punk
Well, I was born when my mother was drunk
We are the wankers, we only have fun
I don't like you but I like your mom
And my girlfriend is such a bitch
gives blow-jobs but not to me
and all my friends, they're just stupid guys
So, suck my dick but don't womder why
Chorus: Hey, motherfucker, hey motherfucker
Hey, motherfucker, hey motherfucker
Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker, hey motherfucker
Hey, motherfucker hey motherfucker.
Nothin' seems the way that it was before
Everybody knows that ya mother's a whore
You say it doesn't matter, it'll be different this time
but you can't find no word you can't find no rhyme
here we come, we're the fuckin' guys
who never like to stay we're always sayin' good-bye
(I)will (say) what (I want to)
Don't give a shit about what you think or do, so
Chorus
SATAN'S HELPERS: music and lyrics by ed burton/richard shearer
SATAN'S
HELPERS (ACOUSTIC)
We're 3 drunk guys and we like punk
Well, I was born when my mother was drunk
We are the wankers, we only have fun
I don't like you but I like your mom
And my girlfriend is such a bitch
gives blow-jobs but not to me
and all my friends, they're just stupid guys
So, suck my dick but don't wonder why
Chorus: Hey, motherfucker, hey motherfucker
Hey, motherfucker, hey motherfucker
Hey, hey, hey, motherfucker, hey motherfucker
Hey, motherfucker hey motherfucker.
Nothin' seems the way that it was before
Everybody knows that ya mother's a whore
You say it doesn't matter, it'll be different this time
but you can't find no word you can't find no rhyme
here we come, we're the fuckin' guys
who never like to stay we're always sayin' good-bye
(I)will (say) what (I want to)
Your mother is a whore, I know it too, so
Chorus
Rap: Doin' it all again I'm a fuck up your mama you just bring me da noize, we're gettin sick of this drama / We are wag, we are cool we are here 4 u / but we never hit reset 'cause I'm a forget this track, it doesn't matter if I'd rather say I'm sorry 'cause I just fucked up my reputation / I don't need no hesitation / I'll get happy with isolation.
Isolation. Isolatioon.
Additional lyrics: It's a rap / ain't u sad / gonna fuck u in ya bed / cuz all i wanna do is get my face in ya head / I'm thinkin n brakin n shakin my thoughts but I can't fake it / I'm thinkin of a girl and all my good things fadin / So here I think again bout da fuckin day when u did it suckin it once and then u did it again / I am a stupid guy, what can I do?Here's Max Steal, he's all 4 U
SATAN'S HELPERS: music and lyrics by ed burton/richard shearer
There are 3 girls in my school
they used to be so cool
they can exchange their boyfriends
and just one thing's going in my head...
I wanna fuck them, so
Chorus:
don't stop me please - I must save the world
don't stop me please - maybe I'll fall in love
don't stop me please - I will get them all
and you'll take back the things you've done
so while I skate you'll go to church.
They are fake angels, they don't care
If they're the heven in my hell
they like 2 be so popular
but their end is not so far
cause I'll replace them
Chorus
SKATE & CHURCH: music and lyrics by ed burton/richard shearer
SLEEP IN MY
HANDS
(Verse 1)
Did you come to see my show
Did you see my face again
Did you really steal my broken heart
Do you need my rock again
Do you know you stole my pants
And my brain went far away
Left alone I hate this room
I can't say I really may
Chorus:
Sleep, sleep, sleep in my hands
Sleep, sleep, sleep tell me once again
Sleep, sleep, sleep in my arms
Tell me that you need me now
(Verse 2)
Have you come to see my show
Have you looked at me but I have
Always been there since you left me there
I can not get over you
I would die, I'd give you my good life,
If I'm falling I don't care
'Cause if you really want to smile to me
You will get my heart again
Chorus
SLEEP IN MY HANDS: music and lyrics by matt fuel / richard shearer
STUPID
GUY
Chorus:
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Always laughin', I watch her smilin'
Her bra's exploding
What I'm thinking? Only bad things!
Dreamin' round the corner
Bridge:
Just pass my days walkin'
Drunk and naked
I'm dreamin' and I'm smiling
But I know I'll always be a
Chorus:
Stupid guy (Dreaming about those girls oh so cool)
Stupid guy (Bra explodin', shorts are falling)
Stupid guy (Willin' to become her one)
Stupid guy (She won't give you all you're lookin' for)
Keep on thinkin' mine is longer
Than what his one is
But I'm sick of just I'm pretending
Everything's fine
Bridge:
So I spend my days walking
trying to find her
She's always in his arms
And I'm getting sick of dreaming
Chorus:
Stupid guy (Wanna get it, I won't do it)
Stupid guy (You can't do it, everyone says)
Stupid guy (She will never get out with me)
Stupid guy (Until I say "I don't belong 2 U")
Bridge:
And when we break up I'll think of her back
We'll both forget it but
Here's my time don't let me waste it
Chorus:
Stupid guy (But all my friends do think I'm funny)
Stupid guy (Her boyfriend heard me so now I'm running)
Stupid guy (Now I'm winning, so fuck you all yeah)
Stupid guy (She'll take it, eat this, then please fade away)
STUPID GUY: music and lyrics by richard shearer
It's summer time
and I go to the seaside
with the same friends, at the same beach, with the same girls..
But their boobs are so big, big,
her boobs are so big, big
Her boobs are so big, her boobs are so big
And I sing "Vamos a la playa"
and I'll say your mom is gay
With the same friends, at the same time, with the same bitch..
But her cunt is so deep, deep
her cunt is so deep, deep
Her cunt is so deep, her cunt is so deep
(Instrumental)
But her dick is so big, big
her dick is so big, big
Her dick so big, her dick is so big
But her pussy's so deep, deep
her pussy's so deep, deep
Her pussy's so deep, her pussy's so deep
and she likes suckin' dicks.
SUMMER SONG: music and lyrics by ed burton / richard sherarer + additional lyrics by Paul "The cocksucker" Cock
Run go away run
go away from anything running in that street
last this is my last
chance 2 say hallo before u will be gone
rit.
i can't belive it, this is not true
i can't belive it, this is not true
u were a friend u will be a friend
4ever & ever
dumb u appear like a dumb
but that girl liked u cause u were so cool
school every day at school
and a drop fall down i need gun now
rit.
verse1
rit.
i say thank you....
THANK YOU: music and lyrics by ed burton / dedicated to mario "banana man"
Matt Fuel is a fuckin' guy
I've known 2 years ago
He shits his pants every night
he just doesn't want to grow.
Ed Burton is a cocksuckcer / Ed Burton is a big cockcuskcer
Matt Fuel has got a fucking dog
and it is for the eternity.
THE BALLAD OF MATT FUEL: music and lyrics by richard sherarer
I have been standing outside this
door
trying to get a higher score
by asking "Trick or dick"
(and guess what people have been saying)
So now I throw balloons away
dressed up like Santa Claus again
I wonder what would she say...it's Halloween again!
Children are shouting everywhere
I can see anyone but her
So many people in this room
I've got a bag that's full of gifts
There comes a girl dressed like a witch
She looks like my girlfriend but without that dress.
Chorus:
And I'll get drunk and you'll get high
and we will waste another night
and we will dance 'til the sun shines
and we will see that nothing's right
and it's Halloween again.
I have been calling all my friends
told them I wouldn't wear my pants
so we could have another blast
And we will say our stupid jokes
and we will waste all of our hopes
and they will understand...it'ìs Halloween again!
Chorus
THE HALLOWEEN SONG:music and lyrics by richard shearer
THE
INEVITABLE RETURN OF MY FRIEND SANTA
Whenever I see you, wherever I meet you
You always find excuses so you always run away.
I'm so sick of all these things I'll never say.
I tried to call you when I'm all alone
But you keep hanging up the phone
I guess you're sick of all my Christmas jokes.
Bridge:
So everyhting I do I do it thinking of you
And everything you do is for yourself...
Chorus:
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la
Christmas time has come and everybody's having fun.
La la la la la
la la la
la la la la la
She's now 23 but not under my tree as it always happens every year.
Whenever I turn around I see you
and then all of my dreams come true
But I'm so sick of being the same old guy without a clue.
I've been up staring at my tree
but I can see no fat men here
I guess since I said he is gay he started hating me.
Bridge:
And so everything you do will work out right
But I won't sleep tonight, 'cause I'll be laughing
Chorus:
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la
Santa has finally come and now it's me to have some fun
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la
I didn't ask him you, I asked him somebody to love...it is his mom.
the inevitable return of my friend Santa has come.
THE INEVITABLE RETURN OF MY FRIEND SANTA: music and lyrics by richard shearer
THE
LAST DAY
I want you to know it 'cause I know I show it
And I know you see it but you drive me so mad
I saw you I thought of you, I want you, you hate me
If you could you'd kill me, if I could I'd make you smile
Now I know that you're gone but you've still got my heart
The summer is coming, we're still young we've got time
On my wall they're hangin' and I know you watching
My pictures I gave you I'm sure that they're burning up
Chorus:
But this won't be long
'Cause when I am gone
You'll think of me and you change your mind
The pictures you see
Reminding me
Will make you think "I was drunk, I stood by him"
We went out I watched 'em you took it, you liked it
You said mine, it was cool and I know I miss you
Don't know why what happened who caused it, you left me
Ran away, we broke up I'm sorry 'cause I miss them
Chorus:
Whatever was done
Or said by me
Girl I didn't mean
To be saying that shit
I know I was wrong
But I miss you so
Much and I wonder
"Why did not I get your one?"
Forgive me, forget me
But please my darlin' come back to me
I'll show you I want you
And I will show you mine again
Chorus:
Know you won't say no
'Cause mine is too long
I just wish my pics
Ain't burning up
Remember our days
Spent there spent to pray
These ones will not
Be our fuckin' last good day
THE LAST DAY: music and lyrics by richard shearer
THE LAST DAY
(2002 VERSION)
I want you to know it 'cause I know I show it
And I know you see it but you drive me so mad
I saw you, I thought of you, I want you, you hate me
If you could you'd kill me, if I could I'd make you smile
Now I know that you're gone but you've still got my heart
The summer is coming, we're still young we've got time
On my wall they're hangin' and I'd hope you're watching
The pictures I gave you but I'm sure that they're burning up
Chorus:
But this won't be long
'Cause when I am gone
You'll think of me and change your mind
The pictures you see
Reminding me
Will make you think "How could I just suck his dick?"
We went out with your friends so stupid, but you liked it
You said life, it was cool and now I know I miss you
Don't know why what happened who caused it, you left me
Ran away, we broke up I'm sorry I miss your friends
Chorus:
Whatever was done
Or said by me
Girl I didn't mean
To say that shit
I know I was wrong
But I miss you so
Much and I wonder
Why did not I get your heart
Bridge: And if I ever wanted to call you / and tell you about the times that I missed you / things would surely not be so / And if I ever thought you were like that / and if I ever thought you called my name / I guess I was wrong since you fucked up my last day.
THE LAST DAY (2002 VERSION): music and lyrics by richard sherarer
THE LAST DAY
(BIG RAP PARTY ANTHEM)
I want you to know it 'cause I know I show it
And I know you see it but you drive me so mad
I saw you, I thought of you, I want you, you hate me
If you could you'd kill me, if I could I'd FUCK YOUR MUM
Now I know that you're gone but you've still got my cock
The summer is coming, it's still up we've got time
On my wall they're hangin' and I know you're watching
My pictures I gave you I'm sure that you'll suck my cock
Chorus:
But this won't be long
'Cause when I am gone
You'll think of me and you change your mind
The pictures you see
Reminding me
Will make you think "How could I just suck his dick?"
We went out I watched 'em you took it, you sucked it
You said mine, it was cool and I know I miss you
Don't know why what happened who caused it, you left me
Ran away, we broke up I'm sorry I miss your friend
Chorus:
Whatever was done
Or said by me
Girl I didn't mean
To be saying that shit
I know I was wrong
But I miss you so
Much and I wonder
"Why did not I get your cunt?"
London bridge is fallin' down, fallin' down, fallin' down
London bridge is fallin' down, fallin' down, fallin' down
My first baby
Xdono - se quel ke è fatto è fatto io però kiedo
Scusa - regalami 1 sorriso e io t do una
Rosa - Su questa amicizia uova pace si posa
Xdono
Whenever, wherever we're meant to be together / I?ll be there and you'll be near
and that's the
Www mi paici tu, tu tu tu, tu tu tu
and I fucked your mom!
THE LAST DAY: music and lyrics by richard sherarer
THE
LAST DAY (RAP)
I want you to know it 'cause I know I show it
And I know you see it but you drive me so mad
I saw you I thought of you, I want you, you hate me
If you could you'd kill me, if I could I'd make you smile
Now I know that you're gone but you've still got my heart
The summer is coming, we're still young we've got time
On my wall they're hangin' and I know you watching
My pictures I gave you I'm sure that they're burning up
Chorus:
But this won't be long
'Cause when I am gone
You'll think of me and you change your mind
The pictures you see
Reminding me
Will make you think "I was drunk, I stood by him"
We went out I watched 'em you took it, you liked it
You said mine, it was cool and I know I miss you
Don't know why what happened who caused it, you left me
Ran away, we broke up I'm sorry 'cause I miss them
Chorus:
Whatever was done
Or said by me
Girl I didn't mean
To be saying that shit
I know I was wrong
But I miss you so
Much and I wonder
"Why did not I get your cunt?"
Motherfuckers stay at home / Know your mother is a whore / Fuck it up till you
all get bored and never forget your fuckin' score // We're gonna listen to what
you're tellin' us / Just don't ask what the fuck we're all about everything
sucks, like <Matt Fuel> and his girlfriend is a fuckin' bitch, go!
THE LAST DAY (RAP VERSION): music and lyrics by richard sherarer
THE
LAST DAY (ASEREJE VERSION)
I want you to know it 'cause I know I show it
And I know you see it but you drive me so mad
I saw you, I thought of you, I want you, you hate me
If you could you'd kill me, if I could I'd FUCK YOUR MUM
Now I know that you're gone but you've still got my cock
The summer is coming, it's still up we've got time
On my wall they're hangin' and I know you're watching
My pictures I gave you I'm sure that you'll suck my cock
Chorus:
But this won't be long
'Cause when I am gone
You'll think of me and you change your mind
The pictures you see
Reminding me
Will make you think "How could I just suck his dick?"
We went out I watched 'em you took it, you sucked it
You said mine, it was cool and I know I miss you
Don't know why what happened who caused it, you left me
Ran away, we broke up I'm sorry I miss your friend
Chorus:
Whatever was done
Or said by me
Girl I didn't mean
To be saying that shit
I know I was wrong
But I miss you so
Much and I wonder
"Why did not I get your cunt?"
London bridge is fallin' down, fallin' down, fallin' down
London bridge is fallin' down, fallin' down, fallin' down
My first baby
Xdono - se quel ke è fatto è fatto io però kiedo
Scusa - regalami 1 sorriso e io t do una
Rosa - Su questa amicizia uova pace si posa
Xdono
Whenever, wherever we're meant to be together / I'll be there and you'll be near
and that's the deal my dear
Asereje aha deje dejebe tu
dejebe de se nu nouma manami an de budi an de budi dibi
Well I fucked your mom!
THE LAST DAY (ASEREJE VERSION): music and lyrics by richard shearer
THE PUNK ROCK SHOW
I feel so sad
There's only one thing
that I can do
to make me happy
Na na na
na na na
na na na
The punk rock show
Na na na
na na na
na na na
The punk rock show
Will never end until we're on
until we're on
It's full of punk
rock girls
there's also her
who looks at me
Na na na
na na na
na na na
The punk rock show
Na na na
na na na
na na na
The punk rock show
Will never end until we're on
until we're on
THE PUNK ROCK SHOW: music
and lyrics by ed burton / richard shearer
THE
SAD END OF A LIGHT
(Verse 1)
I was born in my end
And I died at my start
Is it gonna be the same again?
I am worse I am bad
I'm the worst if I am
Flying into a rage
Bridge:
Got to go, I've been sold
Set me free, it comes again
Chorus:
The sad end of a light
We are looking for you
To start up a fight
The sad end of a light
They will never be true
Till they start up a fight
Once again.
(Verse 2)
I've been misunderstood
'Bout the way that I choose
Now I am all alone
I am worse I am bad
I'm the worst if I am
Flying into a rage
THE SAD END OF A LIGHT: music and lyrics by matt fuel/richard shearer
I see you everyday, but I don't know what to say
and so you walk away I've wasted another day
thinking of you in my room, about how much I'm uncool
and now here's there with you I'd like to tell you "You're cool"
But he would kick my ass
righteously treat me like trash
I'd run away I guess
to come to you just to say
before i run away
Your boyfriend is gay
He never holds your hand, he treats you worse than your friends
I only wonder when you'll find out he's not a man
With a girl like you there are so many things I'd do
I'd take you to my shows, and dedicate to you this song
Then talk about myself
'cause you would be my girlfriend
you'd run away I guess
come to me and kick my ass
then take the mic and say
"My boyfriend is gay"
So here I come again
now all my wishes are dead
There's nothing left to say
And I'm still walking away
But you're happy, then
Your boyfriend's O.K.
He's O.K.
He's O.K.
He's O.K.
Your boyfriend's O.K.
He's O.K.
He's O.K.
He's O.K.
But you'll find out that he's gay.
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GAY: music and lyrics by
richard sherarer
I heard you crying loud all the way across town you've been searching for that someone and it's me out on the powl as you sit around feeling sorry for yourself don't get lonely now dry your whining eyes i'm just roaming for the moment sleazin' my backyard so don't get so uptight you been thinking about ditching me
No time to search the world around cause you know where i'll be found when i come around
I heard it all before YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE i'm a loser and a user so i don't need no accuser to slag me down because i know i'm right so go do what you like make sure you do it wise you may find out that your self doubt means nothing was ever there you can't go forcing something if it's just not right
WHEN I COME AROUND: words by BILLIE JOE, music by GREEN DAY additional lyrics by RICHARD SHEARER
I have a message to you
but I don't remember where it's in my head
You and me on a beach
without anything without any stupid thing
I don't know why you make me dumb
and my sex is compromised
and my broken heart
is like a dump of fuckin'feelings
fuckin' feelings
'cause when we broke up
I have a message to you
but I don't remember where it's in my head
You and me together on a beach
without anything's without any feelings.
WHEN WE BROKE UP: music and lyrics by ed burton/richard shearer
I can't find my way
it's so hard it gets the same
the words are fake
and I still hear them change
But anyway
I hate the way you say
the things you may
do without being in need of staying, yeah!
Chorus: yeah yeah yeah yeah
And teenage angst
gets bigger than you said
you cant understand
we're sick of feeling afraid
if I could trade
then I would disappear
or fade away
I wouldn't ever stay, yeah!
Chorus
I won't obey
to everything they'll say
there comes a day
when we are free to say
we've got a faith
And we can't waste a day
by playing their games
our anger won't fade away, yeah!
WRATH: music and lyrics
by richard shearer