S. Valentine's Theory
about men and women

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2003, R.A.Foglietta
robang@libero.it

 Forced by latest personal events: I'm back to my quantum's mechanics studies,
S.Valentine Day came and I got the flu, I tough about some delicate facts of
life.
 In particular I noticed that the two greatest principles knew in modern phisic
as Murphy Law and Heisenberg Principle could be applied to social human
behavior.
 Briefly I will remember in few simple words the two principles for those who
forgot them or simple aren't scientist.

 Murphy Law:
 if something could go wrong, it will
 if something could go worse, it will go worst

 Heisenberg Principle:
 for every physical quantity exist another one for which it happens that
 in a precise instant of time as better as I know the first as worse as
 I know the second.

 Applying these two laws to the physical quantities sex and position, a man
could always says:

 if exist a woman who would have sex with me I don't know where she is
 otherwise if I know where she is I can't know if she would have sex with me

 By the way, everybody could interfere that a man is always obliged to ask
something about sex.
 Once time the question is chose, if exist an answer it couldn't be completely
satisfying, because the Murphy Law.

 Applying same two laws to the physical quantities sex and love, considering
the questioning issue, a man could always says:

 I can't remember if I offered her my love or sex but
 I'm sure she would have the other one and
 in the ideal case she would have both,
 I'm sure I've offered her them in the wrong order!

 Without any proof that sex could really happens but continuing to hope so,
I've investigated how it could happen without breaking S.Valentine's Theory.
 The weakness lay in the ability to transmit a message without modifying it
during the process of transmission.
 Again the Murphy Law assures us that communication couldn't transfer 100% of
the original information; so misunderstanding it's possible!
 This is quite amusing because considering that misunderstanding probability
rise as far as language precision fall we have a rational explanation because:

 mathematicians doesn't have sex
 physicians doesn't quite have sex
 engineers have some difficulties in having sex
 my neighboor seems having sex every day!

 Finally, S.Valentine's Theory offers us a new point of view about stable
relationship as marriage:

 a marriage is based on everyday misunderstanding between wife and husband so
 if one starts understanding the other he/she would ask the divorce otherwise
 the most rational of two will die stressed by comprehension tentative effort

 A recent statistic says married men usually lives around five years less than
their wives.

 Good S.Valentine's Day
 to everybody!
 R.A.F.