Insulti di MI1 nella lingua originale Insulto: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood Risposta: So you got that job as janitor, after all. Insulto: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab! Risposta: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster. Insulto: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. Risposta: He must have taught everything you know. Insulto: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! Risposta: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? Insulto: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will! Risposta: You run THAT fast? Insulto: People fall at my feet when they see me coming. Risposta: Even BEFORE they smell your breath? Insulto: You make me want to puke. Risposta: You make me think somebody already did. Insulto: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! Risposta: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. Insulto: I've spoken with apes more polite than you. Risposta: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. Insulto: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? Risposta: Why, did you want to borrow one? Insulto:: You have the manners of a beggar. Risposta: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. Insulto: There are no words for how disgusting you are. Risposta: Yes there are. You just never learned them. Insulto: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. Risposta: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. Insulto: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down! Risposta: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? Insulto: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak. Risposta: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all. Insulto: You fight like a dairy farmer. Risposta: How appropriate. You fight like a cow Maestro di spada Insulto: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! Risposta: So you got that job as janitor, after all. Insulto: My tongue is sharper than any sword! Risposta: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster. Insulto: Only once I have met such a coward! Risposta: He must have taught everything you know. Insulto: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today. Risposta: And I've got a little TIP for you. Get the POINT? Insulto: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. Risposta: You run THAT fast? Insulto: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! Risposta: Even BEFORE they smell your breath? Insulto: If your brother is like you, better to marry a pig. Risposta: You make me think somebody already did. Insulto: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood. Risposta: I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose. Insulto: Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. Risposta: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion. Insulto: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape. Risposta: Why, did you want to borrow one? Insulto: Every word you say to me is stupid. Risposta: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me. Insulto: There are no clever moves that can help you now. Risposta: Yes there are. You just never learned them. Insulto: I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! Risposta: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them. Insulto: You are a pain in the backside, sir! Risposta: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh? Insulto: My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! Risposta: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.