Ecco l'analisi chimica di questi sensazionali elementi:
Element Name: Woman
Periodic Chart Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Generally accepted as 110 lbs., but known to vary from 110 to 550
lbs.
Occurence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.
2. Boils with no provocation.
3. Freezes up solid unexpectedly.
4. Melts if given special treatment.
5. Bitter if incorrectly used or ignored.
6. Yields to pressure applied to certain points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and precious stones such as diamonds, rubies and sapphires among others.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning or reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports car.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.
2. Turns green with envy when placed beside a better specimen.
3. Defies proper aging analysis techniques.
HAZARDS
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one at a time although several can be maintained at
different locaions as long as the specimens do not come into contact with each
other.
Element name: Man
Symbol: Ma
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 70. May vary from 50-150 kg. Highly reactive at 150 or
higher. (avoid at all costs)
Quantitative: Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length, though some isotopes can be as short as 4
inches.
Discoverer: Eve
Occurance: Found following duel element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen.
Physical properties
1) Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol).
2) Tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction with Wo (Snore ...
zzzzz).
3) Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature.
4) Rarely found in pure form after 14th year.
5) Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted form of the Wo commom ore.
6) Tarnishes easily. Needs constant polishing and attention
7) Crusty exterior but may be soft underneath.
8) Naturally found in the crude state but may be purified
9) Simple in structure.
10)Often found in the gaseous state.
11)Spontaneous polarity changes relative to surrounding specimens.
Chemical properties
1) All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible.
2) May react with several Wo isotopes in a short period under extremely favorable
conditions.
3) Usually willing to react with what ever is available.
4) Reaction Rates range from aborted/non-existant to Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red.
5) Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
6) Great affinity for fatty substances.
7) May react violently under pressure.
8) Low boiling point, high melting point.
9) Attraction to large quantities of iron.
10)Poorly bonds with other substances.
11)Pure substances are rarely found except when covalently bonded.
Storage
Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favorable reaction style.
Uses
Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, general
repairs, free dinners for Wo...
Tests
1) Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many
wavelengths.
2) Appearance greatly improves when placed in a sports car.
3) Easily titrates to yellow under stress.
4) Never true blue.
Caution !
Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen.
Otherwise very maleable under correct conditions.