JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA : SARCOPHAGA TAPE

the mythical first J.C.D. emission; according to great disciple Barn " The end of all tapes ", consisting in silver fly cadaver inserted in sterilised syringe.

AQVARISTIK : IDROSPERMA

a colossal masterpiece by AQUARISTIK : a 30 hours suppuration structure in heavily stressed mono-aural cassettes.

JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA : ORPHAN DOCUMENT

a graphic monument of painful vacuity, complete with a titillating hand made drawing and an actual "DIVORA" picture taken from the legendary "Ovaries Lost Paintings" collection.

JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA : HUDIBLE SANGUINI

infected blood drops kindly excreted during a public ecstatic extravaganza by the Mother Herself.

JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA : NON MORTE MALA MORIETUR

one of the first J.C.D. documents, in picture7" format, dedicated to the Double Nature of Fertility.

NONVENISSI : JEANS LIFE ACCUMULATOR

the infamous NONVENISSI most compromised CD, aborted under the careful glance of the Mother Herself, displaying all its inconsistency and containing an ultra-rare photograph of an authentic "Ogna" aesthetic, strictly connected with a set of" Cadavre pills ". Front cover photo is also original from 1950, nor as the one on the back.

JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA : PRENESTE Dead Assemblage Kit

a highly suppurative cruelty, where owner is requested to build up an unknown tape and to play it on his/hers super Hi-End cassette tape recorder after having filled it with the J.C.D. " Essential Balm". A sterilised syringe is provided for this occurrence.

JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA : PHASES OF CHRISTIAN ASPHALT

a special J.C.D. surrogate of life, with an authentic missal and the greatest quantity of poor-philosophical excreta ever.

COUSIN NOT MAGISTRAETE : GAINING NOTHING BUT DEATH

a primary exercise in memory etching by the supreme Ventriloquist COUSIN NOT MAGISTRAETE .

LATERAL AGRICULTURE ORDER : CRANIOTOME EQUALITY

the first L.A.O. conventional compilation, featuring unbelievably "musical" oddities : a very strange product indeed, especially for J.C.D. disciples, so accustomed to canonical "imploded" materials: an unusual and ‘deliciously boring’ ULTRA-HOMELY stuff.

O.I.N.A. : GLI OTTANTA NOMI

the infamous list of archaic extremists founded and nurtured by UOMO DI SACCOPASTORE ELITE UNIT, plus an excerpt from the ultra-conceptual lore of FOUNTAIN RANDOM PLACENTA, presenting a complete archive of performances and live actions.

In Deutschland (through ARTWARE) and Japan (through MSBR): 26 relics -mostly unique editions- sold out in few days, consisting in:

AQUARISTIK : IDROSPERMA

Tape, excerpt from a 30 hours suppurative structure (Only 5 copies for Japan through MSBR and 5 for Europe through ARTWARE )

Totally :

• 2 copies in votive lamp with medical object, inserts and blood relic;
• 2 copies in special parade edition with flyers, art object and blood relic;
• 2 copies containing metallized fly cadaver / corn ear, booklet and blood relic;
• 2 copies with booklet, needles and blood relic;
• 2 copies with booklet and blood relic;

Tape, surrealistic compilation of extreme and unclassifiable material, from Concrete Disco-Disco to Dead Circus Languages, performed by JEANS SCIRRI, FIGLIA VILLANA, CHILIASTAE AEF AENTHUSIASTAE, OLD CALLARS BIOMEDICAL REUNION LEADERSHIP IN THE ASTANTERIA (O.B.R.I.A.), APHRENIA, SPINABIFIDA, OALALD, THE SCHIZOPHRENIC APPALACHIANS APPARAT RESEARCH OBSERVERS (THE S.A.A.R.O.), ALBA ARGENTATA IN THE WORLD, GRIZZLY TIGER, WORLD OON INSPIRANT ORGAN, FUTURO AUTOSTRADA REMOVER, CASTRATE, INVOCATA, SKLAVE, CLAVICOLA, UPPSALA BASTARDO RINOMATO, DIVORA, CALLIPHORA, NONVENISSI, ETIOPI OLANDESI and the Mother of All JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA; (Only 5 copies for Japan through MSBR and 5 for Europe through ARTWARE)

Totally :

• 2 copies in special parade edition with flyers, medical art object and blood relic;
• 2 copies in special parade edition with flyers and blood relic;
• 2 copies in special glove edition with booklet, spices and blood relic;
• 4 copies with black booklet, real photographs from 1950and blood relics;

Anti-tape object, the mythical first J.C.D. emission; UNIQUE, LEGENDARY : edition of only 3 copies for Europe, another edition of 3 being distributed in Japan by MSBR.

In Deutschland (through ARTWARE): 6 relics - unique editions - sold out in very few days, consisting in :

JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA/ATLAS OF MENTAL RETARDATION : SCANNER FLATULENCE CURRICULUM

Naturally unplayable terminal tape, made of processed soil, amalgamated with minimal parts of semen, blood & vegetable soup :

• 2 copies in rose jacket
• 2 copies in red jacket

CALLIPHORA / ONANIERTE RAKETE : WE WORSHIP DOGORA

Unique copy hardly playable MEDUSA OBJECT coming with large book of original handmade drawings & flyers; astounding O.R. tape, processed under the likes of J.C.D./A.M.R.; vast blood relic; medical art objects

JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA / JEANS LIFE ACCUMULATOR : CURTAINS VOMITED AND WHISPERED

Grand Finale! Unique copy! Astonishing unplayable Object-CD processed by "VOMITDAISYDEER KOLLEKTIV", presenting beautiful art-sides compromised in paints, fire and sealing-wax, coming with original picture on canvas from the "Ovaries Lost Paintings" section of HULTU ERENE Gallery (a.k.a. FROMDECAVER); unusually playable tape from the world-wide renowned Master of "POWER HYDRAULICS" AQVARISTIK, presenting short excerpts from "G.RADIANI" ultimate session, covered in blood and roots; large book of original handmade drawings & flyers

In Deutschland (through ARTWARE) and Italy (through L.A.O.) : 16 relics (4 unique copies) most of which reserved and sold just before the spreading of news in ARTWARE Catalogue, consisting in :

ONANIERTE RAKETE : DEATHBALM

Playable Tape, a supreme exercise in terminal "Power Hydraulics" - outstanding noise tournament - comes with an incredible real comic for deranged children, usual blood relic & real acrylic painting for envelope; ltd. to 6 UNIQUE copies

LATERAL AGRICULTURE ORDER : SCATULA

Special ed. commemorating Box containing the two only playable tapes created by the Order till now, IDROSPERMA by AQVARISTIK & CRANIOTOME EQVALITY compilation – comes with a beautiful 35 x 25 cm picture of materic painting covered with inscribed gypsum - the tapes are accompanied with several inserts, usual medical art object and vast real blood cover; ltd. to a UNIQUE copy

AQVARISTIK : IDROSPERMA (Special Ed.)

Tape - Very Special Issue of this absolute masterpiece in astounding "Blood Covered Grater" plus lethal Tape Object directly from the Underworld, large book of flyers, blood relic, original art and usual bag of inserts; ltd. to 2 UNIQUE copies

CALLIPHORA : SATANI DEFENDE VOUZ

Absolutely amazing ABNORMAL LP - naturally unplayable 40 x 57 cm casualty, made of processed Glue amalgamated with corporal remnants, which making took about three months – Never seen something like this ! – try to insert it in the alleged sleeve!!! Plus fly cadaver in vacuum syringe!!! Inserts & Blood relic; naturally UNIQUE copy for the unique who dares!

JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA / ATLAS OF MENTAL RETARDATION : CHAPARRAL CONNECTIVE TISSUE

Absolutely astounding piece of Anti-Art – PROCESSED TAPE STRUNG BY A BIG KNIFE – nightmarish in the making : acrylic colours, glue, sealing-wax, blood, soap, oil, salt, saliva and urine involved – Never seen something like this! - not in the planning for reissues – comes with a little booklet of original paintings; ltd. to 6 UNIQUE copies

In Deutschland (through ARTWARE) : 9 relics (3 unique copies) savagely sold out, consisting in :

JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA / SOSPIRO MAGLIANENSE ORCHESTRA : OURA MURARA

Deeply touched by Autistic Cougar Millenarian Dysentery, the Pitiful Mother of All, joined by SO.M.O., aborted a brand new "FULLY AUDIBLE" casualty, near to the mythical CRANIOTOME EQUALITY compilation tape, presenting some of the latter J.C.D. incarnations (FIGLIA VILLANA / FERNANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA / MAGIA DER CALLARO / JEANS LIFE ACCUMULATOR / MONARCH / FAMILY AND THE SBORA / HEAD TUMULATA / ATLAS OF MENTAL RETARDATION / SPINABIFIDA / ONANIERTE RAKETE / COUSIN, NOT MAGISTRAETE) in a frenzied journey in the realm of Ultra Homely Extreme Stuff. Absolutely not for the squeamish !!!

Ltd. to 5 unique copies + 1 special tutorial edition :

• 2 red copies
• 2 rose copies
• 2 brown copies

LATERAL AGRICULTURE ORDER / JOLANDA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA : SUMMER RESORT RESONANCE - DEATH ACTION nr. 485 (code name : MARIELLA)

Completely unplayable ART-CD with stunning booklet containing hand-made art-remnants, lethal blood covered clinical glove and usual L.A.O. standard aesthetics. Ltd. to 2 unique copies.

LATERAL AGRICULTURE ORDER / DONNA CORGA : DIAMONDS IN VOMIT

ABSURD MONOLITHIC MASTERWORK from the ULTIMATE ARTISAN, joined by DONNA CORGA, consisting in heavily painted HORTOPAEDIC CORSET with iron bars (60 x 83 x 20 cm,), embroidered with L.A.O. logo, garnished with syringes & blood, carrying the weight of unique copy J.C.D.'s DOUBLE TAPE : MORD / VIDU (made of processed soil), plus the unique ROPE-TAPE in the world by the NARDAL INSTITUTE OF BILIAL STRATEGY, ANTI-CD by DONNA CORGA : "Gloves and Pencils of the Epignato", a pair of real plastic gloves from the sunny room of the Epignato and booklet. UNIQUE UNREPEATABLE COPY!!! AS IN THE BEST L.A.O. TRADITION : TOTALLY UNPLAYABLE!!!

JOLANNA CRANIOTOME DIVORTULA/S.A.A.R.O./ATLAS OF MENTAL RETARDATION : 45RPM RESONANCE MOTEL (Hort Baita Glat - Ext. Sect.)

The ULTIMATE EMISSION  by nonetheless than THE PITIFUL MOTHER Herself  (in covert camouflage name) after three long  years of programmed isolation, consisting in a  PAINTED COOKED CD RELIC from a chemical  carnage, applied on a 40 x 60 cm  RECTANGULARLP hand- painted in acrilc, unnatural oil and  fluids - together with  a HEAVY KNIFE soaked in GOLD tincture and triumphant BLOOD, fronting a  L.A.O. MEDICAL EXTRAVAGANZA (flower has been replaced in the final version). On "B" side the 5 nails of idiotic demise tear the album surface connected in symbolic consecution by the rough rope of regret. The album is  heavily hand signed in gold,  accompanied by an oversized booklet containing original drawings and art-works. It may come - according to the ritual - partially covered in processed soil. The LP is unplayed and virginal, having the central golden hole still intact !!!
THIS IS A - 1/1 - UNIQUE COPY - TOTALLY UN/PLAYABLE - a Sacred L.A.O. XXIst Century Haute Glacé Emission !!!