HOW YOU GONNA ACT LIKE THAT

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Help Me, Bubby!
An 88 year old grandmother shares her wisdom and gives timeless advice in answer
to your questions.

That's how she felt, at least

Well, that doesn't sound too off base for the life of a 14-year old

First, she thought that mother and father and daughter should all sit down and have a good talk

Talking is always a good thing, especially because Bubby knew that deep down they all cared for one another

And third, Bubby suggested that she talk to her teacher again, and perhaps get some additional help

I cannot express the relief that I feel that you've responded

I spilled out every feeling that possessed me

It was when I was fairly young, but the concept of no one caring hit home that day

That, Bubby, is why I never thought you'd actually respond

We weren't able to find it online, but we're happy to know that someone did! I'm from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, and I read about your blog in the newspaper

This audio post was the that we posted a while back.Today we thought we'd type up Bubby's advice to Miss Pathetic , and then follow up with her new update

And I'm sure there are plenty of young girls and boys that go to school and feel the same way that you do.And as you get to be 16, and then 17..



A WALK IN THE PORK by Peter Balestrieri
Poem by Peter Balestrieri.

John Wayne in Angel and the Badman There's no town in these colonies big enough to hide that red hair of yours

Papa Smurf, The Smurfs No thanks; I'm on that new lemonade diet

Jennifer Jones in Song of Bernadette Doesn't that funny face deserve the best every day? Sheba Cat Food THEY RODE THE WILD WIND WITH ROARING RECKLESS ABANDON! AND THEIR LOVE CHANGED THE DESTINY OF HALF THE WORLD! The World in His Arms Remarks want you to make 'em

Colleen Gray in Red River His kind of sincerity could wreck the world! Naturally, that's why we the insincere must run it

That's right fuckhead and you just made it! A maitre d' and Robert Duvall in True Confessions (1981) It's never too late to care

Truman Capote That's right, I was at Bible Camp

Lincoln If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you! Don't forget that I could swallow each of you whole

Richard Dix in Cimarron When are you gonna jump into the deep end of my life? Do you want me to plow a trail through those mountains? A temper? That red hair of hers is no lie! Barry Fitzgerald in The Quiet Man And McPete spends like a sailor



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Transcript of an episode of the television show in which WS Merwin is featured
on the sidelines (as an "altered poet").



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So You Wanna Win Your Oscar Pool?
Learn how to predict the Oscars. Suggestions and information such as past trends
and how the publicity machine works.

Many people, in fact, take part in the tradition that is known as an 'Oscar pool.' An Oscar pool is not a pool that belongs to Oscar

Predict the Oscars? Who cares? Well, if the pot in your office Oscar pool reaches a couple hundred dollars, and you could win it simply by reading this article, then why not take a stab at it? If that didn't convince you, it's too late

Then a group of old actors, actresses, directors, and producers decided that they should give themselves awards every year for being beautiful and perfect

Suffice it to say that they are members of the industry


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Lyrics and chord changes to popular country songs, arranged alphabetically by
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Road Rage Quotient
A humorous quiz to determine your potential for road rage.

That is, if you have the patience to sit for five minutes, get a piece of paper and answer the following questions

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Cardhouse 2006.
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Sister Act (1992)
Plot summary, cast and crew information, trailer, and user comments.

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I noticed that you're moving your mouth but nothing's coming out so I'd like to hear just you by yourself if you don't mind

Mother Superior (Dame Maggie Smith) and the cop are the only two people who know that Sister Mary Clarence is really not a nun


"Barney & Friends" (1992)
Cast, crew, and production information.

, 3 June 2005 Author: from Red Fountain Hey! kids in the show! whoever stepped on barney's foot and made him swear, i applaud you for that if it's true

then they learn this and this, and that and that, and then sing the lame song "i love you" at the end


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The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because Britain asked that no information be released.A federal law enforcement official in Washington said that at least one martyrdom tape was found during raids across England on Thursday

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Now, I can show sympathy to the people that have their country's flag, along with the flag of the country they are living in, that is totally acceptable

I think Italy is going to win it, which sucks because there is so many damn Italians in the area that will never shut up about it for the next 4 years, but its a small price to pay then to give it to the goddamn French


Mitch Hedberg - Wikiquote
Quotes from the comedian arranged by subject matter.

(24 February 1968 - 29 March 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his odd subject matter, subdued delivery and memorable routines that often consisted of a string of one-line non sequiturs

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem

And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside

A kitten bats around a ball of yarn but what he's really saying is, 'You know I can't knit, motherfucker.' That is one foul mouthed kitten

You'd be like, 'That turkey's been in an accident.' I find that ducks' opinions of me are very much influenced over whether or not I have bread

That's the biggest joke on a duck ever

That shit is on the lake

So I went to a Subway sandwich shop, I said, 'Let me have a bun.' But she wouldn't sell me just the bun, she said that I had to have something on it

She said, 'That'll be $1.75.' I said, 'It's for a duck.' And they said, 'All right, well, then it's free.' See, I did not know that

HOW YOU GONNA ACT LIKE THAT ?

12 Monkeys - David Peoples, Janet Peoples
Selected quotations from the film.

12 Monkeys David Peoples, Janet Peoples POET: Still among the myriad microwaves, the infra-red messages, the gigabytes of ones and zeroes, we find words, infinitesimally small, byte-sized now, tinier even than science lurking in some vague electricity where, if we listen we can hear the solitary voice of that poet telling us, 'We are no other than a moving row Of Magic shadow-shapes that come and go Round with the Sun-illumined Lantern hold In Midnight by the Master of the show.' Omar Khayyám 'The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.' Omar Khayyám 'Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare; Tomorrow's Silence, Triumph or Despair: Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why: Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.' Omar Khayyám BILLINGS: Jeffrey

That enough? I'll wire it to your account as usual, okay? JEFFREY: Okay, Billings

That's enough

JEFFREY: A telephone call? That's communication with the outside world! Doctor's discretion


Pulp Fiction
Screenplay by Quentin Tarantino.

I'm through doin' that shit

YOUNG WOMAN You always say that, the same thing every time: never again, I'm through, too dangerous

YOUNG MAN I know that's what I always say

I heard about this guy, walked into a federal bank with a portable phone, handed the phone to the teller, the guy on the other end of the phone said: 'We got this guy's little girl, and if you don't give him all your money, we're gonna kill 'er.' YOUNG WOMAN Did it work? YOUNG MAN Fuckin' A it worked, that's what I'm talkin' about! Knucklehead walks in a bank with a telephone, not a pistol, not a shotgun, but a fuckin' phone, cleans the place out, and they don't lift a fuckin' finger

YOUNG WOMAN You wanna rob banks? YOUNG MAN I'm not sayin' I wanna rob banks, I'm just illustrating that if we did, it would be easier than what we been doin'

YOUNG MAN What's wrong with that? People never rob restaurants, why not? Bars, liquor stores, gas stations, you get your head blown off stickin' up one of them

YOUNG MAN That was a good idea


Only You
Screenplay by Diane Drake.

Fate wouldn't make a mistake like that

That means your kids would have pretty eyes

GIRL #3 Who cares about pretty eyes, Leslie? I'm telling you, stocks, bonds, real estate -- that's what you wanna look for in a man

(beat) If that's okay

FORTUNE TELLER How come I always wind up next door to the freak show? (as she goes) Just because they're midgets does that mean they don't have to go to the bank like the rest of us? She lumbers to the back of the booth, throws open a back door and looks down

KATE (mouthing the words and pointing) Is that a bowling ball? Faith doesn't understand

We should sense that this is not part of the act

But what sounds like rain is actually the shower, as we pull back to find Mitzi Gaynor washing that man right out of her hair

A guy who says he's gonna call, then doesn't, ought to get slapped with a citation, that's all

FAITH Well, I don't think it's asking too much to want to feel it in my head and my heart and my body and my soul all at the same time, and to have that feeling to be mutual

Faith holds out both palms, gesturing that her point has been made


Lauryn Hill Lyrics - The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
Lyrics to The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill album, and listen to the songs.

I was just a little girl Skinny legs, a press and curl My mother always thought I'd be a star But way before my record deal, The streets that nurtured Lauryn Hill Made sure that I'd never go too far Every ghetto, every city and suburban place I've been Make me recall my days in the New Jerusalem Story starts at Hootaville grew up next to Ivy Hill When kids were stealing quartervilles for fun "Kill the guy" in Carter park Rode a Mongoose 'til it's dark Watching kids show off the stolen ones Every ghetto, every city and suburban place I've been Make me recall my days in New Jerusalem You know it's hot, don't forget what you've got Looking back, Looking back, looking back, looking back You know it's hot, don't forget what you've got Looking back Thinking back, thinking back, thinking back A bag of Bontons, twenty cents and a nickel Springfield Ave

Everything is everything What is meant to be, will be After winter, must come spring Change, it comes eventually (2x) I wrote these words for everyone Who struggles in their youth Who won't accept deception Instead of what is truth It seems we lose the game, Before we even start to play Who made these rules? We're so confused Easily led astray Let me tell ya that Everything is everything Everything is everything After winter, must come spring Everything is everything I philosophy Possibly speak tongues Beat drum, Abyssinian, street Baptist Rap this in fine linen From the beginning My practice extending across the atlas I begat this Flippin' in the ghetto on a dirty mattress You can't match this rapper / actress More powerful than two Cleopatras Bomb graffiti on the tomb of Nefertiti MCs ain't ready to take it to the Serengeti My rhymes is heavy like the mind of Sister Betty L


The Godfather (1972)
Detailed synopsis by Tim Dirks.

Part I of The Godfather Trilogy centers on the Corleone crime 'family' in the boroughs of New York City in the mid 1940s, dominated at first by aging godfather/patriarch 'Don' Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando in a tremendous, award-winning acting portrayal that revived his career)

A turn-of-the-century Silician immigrant, he is the head of one of the five Italian-American 'families' that operates a crime syndicate

He carries on with the crime family business during his daughter's wedding reception, that is being held in the bright, sunshiny outdoor veranda of his Long Island compound

Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool

He is upset that the funeral director Bonasera hasn't asked for a favor earlier, although he now asks for murderous revenge (instead of justice)

Corleone: What is that? (Bonasera whispers his request in the Don's ear.) That I cannot do

I can't remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee, even though my wife is godmother to your only child

Corleone: That is not justice


AOL Chat Transcript With Sinbad (fwd)
Topics include Cherokee Kid, Jingle All the Way, and standup shows.

Question: Hey Sinbad! I worked with you last year on "ALL THAT!" It's "Punky!" Worked on any good projects since we filmed that? Sinbadness: You have grown! I am looking for a 20 million dollar project

Question: Is there a toy like "Turbo Man" that you wanted for Christmas when you were a kid--and did you get it? Sinbadness: A jet fighter plane

I'm the one that handed him the keys to his new Mustang he won in the raffle

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Question: It's so great to see a comedian who is "clean." Just shows that people can be funny without being filthy

Question: I once saw Arnold spend the whole evening sitting with a Make a Wish child and I know from that experience that he is a great guy


Mitch Hedberg: Comedic Genius. Quotes, Tour Dates, CDs, News. [RIP ...
Fan site. Includes news, merchandise, quotes and message board.

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In the Spin article, Maureen Taran, a comedy manager who knew Hedberg, is quoted as saying that life on the road is difficult for a struggling comedian

'That was heartbreaking for us, but he kept in contact with us

But when he got his first break, we were just so thrilled for him, because we wanted him to know he was O.K., and to have that self-confidence that he could do what he wanted to do.' Louis Lee, owner of the Acme, said Hedberg not only became the Twin Cities' first breakout comedian of the 1990s but, along with Lewis Black, helped shape a national resurgence in standup comedy

'Mitch presented a lot of challenges, but a lot of opportunities for traveling that we wouldn't have otherwise had, and he had a heart of gold, ' his mother said


and I wasted all that birth control...
Journal of infertility, sobriety, being fat, and preeclampsia.

Not that it's not a good movie; it might be

And that's a lot of hate

Plus it had a woman star, and that is not true of the Nascar movie (women were cast only in small roles as whore/madonna/drunk)

This will be one of those all-over-the-place posts cause that's kind of where I'm at

After reading all of your comments, and all the private emails I received, I have come to the conclusion that I do not have post-partum depression

That, combined with the worries about breast-feeding while on such drugs, have led to my deciding NOT to take anything at this time

However, that said, yesterday I was horribly depressed

We were going to stop having her come after Tori was born, but we realized that we'd rather spend our time with Tori and skip a couple dinners out--not to mention the $$$ we are saving not going to the movies--than clean)

Not long after that, I had a dentist appointment

I don't know if that's why my teeth were always so healthy

My twelve-year-old molars (do they call them that anymore?) came in when I was nine, and by the time I was twelve my wisdom teeth were in and straight

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